Disappointing
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
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ng7899 0
YDI, r u his bitch or ur own person?
Shopaholic69137 0
Your fault for letting him control you. And btw going to a party doesn't make you fun, anyone can go to a party.
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Comments (123)
ng7899 0
YDI, r u his bitch or ur own person?
McCamryn123 0
1 lol!(:
mona_is_here 10
I guess the OP was too sad because of not going to the party, so she hardly was fun that evening. FYL for your bf's pathetic argument for breaking up.
epr 0
Agreed.
Stupified 0
Why didnt ya go to the party with him?
RTRbryant 0
its funny because he broke up with u over a movie
Blacktivate 0
it's official. scroll should be throat ****** onto a reverse tracheotomy
legonut4 0
it's funny because you couldn't go to a party because you were being dumped
mattman1994 0
#1 you said it all. In a perfect world, no other comments would be necessary
doorfloor 0
ydi for being a Buzz Killington
Stupified 0
31 in a perfect world, your bitchiness would go to waste.
MyNameIsInvictus 0
Haha. But we don't live in a perfect world. "We thought we could be decent men in an indecent time." Anyone know who said this?
justsayfuck 5
But iicaptain, nobody ever gets what you're saying, I thought you'd know that by now! :o
Geiko_fml 0
In a perfect world... Oh **** that shit. I hate the perfect world. I want an imperfect world dammit! That way I can still be an asshole to SOMEONE. :(
justsayfuck 5
#44, are you the same guy that is called 'sweet' further in the comments? :p
Geiko_fml 0
#47 - Supposedly, yeah. I don't see how though. I guess because of my mentality of how I treat significant others. I don't know though. O.o
justsayfuck 5
#49 yes I know why she called you sweet. I just thought is was funny because in the same comment section you claim to be an asshole. Anyway, I'm off now, goodmorning, goodafternoon and goodnight to whoever feels addressed.
Geiko_fml 0
#51 - I wouldn't say an asshole per say. Just to people who deserve it. Otherwise I try to be nice. I guess. But good night!
KiddNYC1O 22
sing it op; Hate me today hate me tomorrow hate me for all the things I didn't do for you hate me in ways, yeah ways hard to swallow hate me so you can finally see what's good for you
madarchod 0
YDI for being invited to a party, but you didn't attend because your boyfriend would be disappointed with you. Instead, you spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with you because you weren't fun enough. FYL
KiddNYC1O 22
iggy: lol, what?
whattagirl 0
movies can be ..ahem.. "fun" lol THATS why he's disappointed :p
KiddNYC1O 22
go die??? =/ go fetch
KiddNYC1O 22
gooo iggy
Sam_13161821 0
and her boyfriend's like a dad, just like a dad
Relys 0
you look like slim shady"
Geiko_fml 0
NaeNae6 - That's not really true. Not all guys need sex to be interested in the other person. I'm interested in people because of who they are.
joooeee 3
this is why they need to make a " I guess tht kinda sucks but at least you don't live in Africa" button.
joooeee 3
o wrong fml watevs
Spastastic 6
captain -- I've seen those commercials! pendatik -- Lou Reed ftw.
tazd555 0
that should teach u to always b urself n not worry about what other people think of u.
nicknesser 0
Yeah 70 I was with my last girl for 2+ months and I was only able to feel her up, but I liked her and stayed with her until summer. That's the only reason we split, although it did stink not getting anything.=
lildrummerboy47 0
that was a dick move. but I understand how he feels about the party thing. the thought of my girlfriend partying gets me worried about her and what might happen and she feels the same way so we just don't party in general. it's too bad that you don't have that mutual appreciation of each others company.
Spastastic 6
It's because I watch too much tv. :D
justferfun 0
I love degrassi
ugwmii 0
wow
MoJoThundRpants 0
you shoulda just spread your legs wide open like any other *****
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
first #1 comment that didn't suck :). and op why didn't you just take him with you to the party? and he never said he didn't want you to go tithe party so ydi for assuming. it makes an ass out of u and me
Razaa09 3
damn right u tell her boy
Razaa09 3
sex is Good, it increases the intensitiy in a relationship but it has to be passionate. idk y I wrote that I don't usually write comments like that
xJC77x 0
NaeNae6 is ******* awesome, and if you don't think so, I will fight you.
MarchRICKYMarch 0
in a real world he does get laid, ak your mom how sore she is ;)
MarchRICKYMarch 0
in a perfect world ill be tapping your ass ;)
xJC77x 0
xD
Shopaholic69137 0
Your fault for letting him control you. And btw going to a party doesn't make you fun, anyone can go to a party.
Carmenpeneku 0
**** him girl go out have fun hey your SINGLE!!! Woot woot
mattman1994 0
^ you would make a great counselor
Brittney_E 0
^ you would make a great counselor
skroal 7
^ you would make a great counselor
josh5634 0
^ you would make a great counselor
xJC77x 0
^ you would make a great counselor
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh pendatik, you and your crazy Queen's English! We use counsellor for lawyers and counselor for therapists. But I'm guessing you knew that already. ;)
steelerzwoot 0
hey I agree woot woot my names Carmen too :)
misfitSuperStar 0
He was obviously dragging you down!! Make up for all the lost time & party like a rockstar, op!!!
misfitSuperStar 0
It sounds like he was just reaching for an excuse to dump you. He's a DOUCHE!! Learn from it & rub it in his face by showing up at ALL parties!!!! =}~
ozkalukaas 0
I like how that ugly girl at #70 went right for sex. ha, that's slutastrophe
texaslonghorn 0
first, naenae is cute and second if she is spending the night with him and his reason for breaking up with her is that she's boring then most likely that is where he's coming from... unless he wanted to play candyland with her, which unless he's 6 I highly doubt
xJC77x 0
99, I'm gonna have to fight you now
risforrrrcuhh 0
He would be disappointed in you? What is he, your dad? YDI for dating a self righteous ass and letting him control you.
SaintE_fml 0
#2 can I go to a party will I be fun
alyssaax3 0
hey maybe next time youll go to the party instead of watching up with your boyfriend who was obviously just using you to make his life sound interesting. even though you'll never be invited to one again OP.
nerdsgetmehot 23
What an ass. Be glad that you're not with him anymore, OP! It sounds like he wasn't worth your time.
Geiko_fml 0
Jeesh, he sounds like an asshole. I would have had fun spending time with my girlfriend no matter what. If she was still around. Lol.
Carmenpeneku 0
awe #14 ur too sweet too bad most men aren't like u
Geiko_fml 0
Thank you. I don't think highly of myself just because I'm like that though. It's just how I am. Lol.