Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
Today I found out my husband was throwing a 50th surprise party for me, and no one RSVP'd because of my best friend starting arguing with everyone in a group text. This was going to be the first big party or surprise party that I'd ever had. FML
Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
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Top comments
Ramos808 29
Quality over quantity! Your boyfriend obviously cares a lot about you, and I'm sure it was a lovely, intimate birthday
feven 32
It's the thought that counts.
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feven 32
It's the thought that counts.
organizse 28
Well I guess it's better that he didn't though... My sisters 13th bday she invited the whole class and we had to end up calling people and begging them to show up when the party time arrived
MorsFalce 12
I really hate that, especially for younger kids. Even more so when they RSVP'd .
Ramos808 29
Quality over quantity! Your boyfriend obviously cares a lot about you, and I'm sure it was a lovely, intimate birthday
Delta_0DST 12
Giggity
Googolman 29
I feel like he could have avoided telling you this... ignorance is bliss.
UncleCaitlyn 21
Make some friends, you have a boyfriend so you can't be that bad
sb319 3
Oh man! It's that easy?! Just go and make friends?! I wish someone had told me it was as simple as just doing it when I was growing up and never hard a birthday party because I had no friends. I bet you're one of those people who tells those with depression to just "stop being sad" too.
BlueBaronBitch 22
Chill dude what crawled up your ass
MariaGiovanni 25
not to diss OP but Honey BooBoos mom has boyfriends, Charles Manson currently has a girlfriend and some girls waiting and even Hitler was married... Having a significant other doesn't mean much.
BlueBaronBitch 22
Family party?
PuppiesKisses 19
I feel your pain. At least you have a good man.
lukian_fml 29
Surprise! You have no friends.
lexred 30
SURPRISE! you are a scumbag.
Bravewolf 15
get out more?
Mauskau 36
If you don't have many friends, how do you get out more? Usually you do things with your friends.
Bravewolf 15
go out and join events. there are plenty of public places you can meet new people at. you can also meet some pretty cool people online as well, but that doesn't really help with a party.
Mauskau 36
I'm genuinely asking because all of my friends are online, or they've moved away for uni :(
Brandi_Faith 34
45, your best bet is to join some groups or a class of some sort. That way you can meet people that are interested in the same thing you are too. Join a book club or dance class or painting class or something.
ertyert 12
I'm yo friend