Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
It's funny how nobody here seems to understand the FML. OP, it are just his friends. Very disrepectful friends, but still, his friends. You don't need to hang out with them and have a jolly good time. Just ignore them. The only thing I hope for is that your boyfriend defends you.
ZeeBest86 6
Doesn't make you less of a bitch by spending $200. Not that I'm insinuating that you're a bitch...I'm just saying.
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Comments (79)
pavloviandoggy 4
I'm with the people who think the friend is jealous. He doesn't want his boyfriend hanging out with a chick and breaking up boys night. Maybe he wanted to take the BF to a strip club for his birthday instead? Or maybe he's just realized he's the only single one left in the group and he's taking it out on the OP.
derpyderpton1408 0
I love it how all the chicks in the comments just automatically agree with OP. This is just one side of the story, they're not gonna call her a bitch for no reason. Hey, did you guys hear about that german man like 70 years ago? He spent countless amount of time/money to make a better world for his people, but then half the countries in the world try to have him assassinated. Now I bet all the same retarded people will side with the man in my story. Guaranteed that the OP is a total ****.
knockoutmouse 8
Dude, Hitler was Austrian, not German. Get it right.
fearfulsymmetry 1
^ This. If you're going to make historical references, use VALID information. Jesus.
derpyderpton1408 0
You guys are both retarded, granted he was Austrian-born, but he was still a german politician. If you guys are going to make BS arguments online, atleast try to get it right. Jesus.
doughnutboy99 2
Who gives a **** what his friends say it only matters what he and yourself think of you
scanlon24 0
$200 isn't nothing when it come to parties..
OP_Annon 0
Woooooo $200! Don't break the bank! Besides, even if u spent $2 on the party it wouldn't change a thing. OBVIOUSLY you are a crappy GF for a reason. PPL don't just think u are a piece of shit for no reason. Just sayin.
fearfulsymmetry 1
Her boyfriend's friends don't have to learn to love and cherish her. They're not dating her. I'd be a little freaked if my boyfriend's friends loved me. They should be polite, cordial, and respectful, at the very least. If they like her and enjoy her company, even better. But loving and cherishing her? What the ****?
Betty__White 0
My friends girlfriend buys him Jordans all the time; just cuz she gets him stuff doesn't mean she isn't a cuntbag
wallace38 0
honey if I was you I'd tell him to go **** hisself n not to use his dads toy this time haha
mx_17 0
it's not about money. thts like saying a 2000 dollar engagement rings better thena 600 dollar one. the meanings the same though
1smartgirl30 1
cancel the party and get ur money back