Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML
Today, I realized my reflection in the subway window wasn’t just my reflection - it was an actual person sitting outside the train, making the same face as me. We both jumped when we locked eyes. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
Today, while taking the bus home, a girl stared at me for a while before asking me if I'd ever heard of makeup. FML
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Top comments
CultureChic 14
Time for a makeover?
Objectofdespair 1
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder
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Comments (118)
CultureChic 14
Time for a makeover?
icannoni 0
Damn you ugly as a mofo
igive 29
Damn you is as illiterate as a doorknob
blaackandprouud 20
Where's TLC's What Not to Wear when you need em?
teague95 16
I meant a doorknob once, he was quite the literary mastermind
blaackandprouud 20
Where's TLC's What Not to Wear when you need em?
igive 29
18- i suppose you meant met not meant :)
blaackandprouud 20
22- you talking to me? Because you make no sense.
igive 29
no, the mods took down previous comments, therefore making my comment seem pointless
Il_Maestro 6
Time to buy a mirror. If OP couldn't recognize herself in the mirror, then there are bigger problems than a few beads of sweat.
the_outsider_fml 11
Maybe she's got that disorder where you can't recognize faces O_O
SandiRainbowFish 20
50- I read your comment in the Cheshire cat's voice because of your profile picture. And the expression on his face looks like the face at the end of your comment.
runnamuk 6
Congrats OP; you were barely able to accomplish what Elephants, Apes, and Dolphins are all readily able to do.
lil_ham1644 29
Or a shower...
AlazaeMarlene 10
LOL Oh gee..
BeccaHugs 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Don't think of yourself as ugly, because I'm sure you are beautiful. :)
uJelly24 1
Or maybe she is ugly.
godisnowhere41 5
She has the countenance equivalent to the death stare. That's not attractive on anyone
sincerelyjay 13
...On the inside.
Sienna420 4
You know who's beautiful? Re read the first word(:
dragonstrike94 8
Me?
curlyfry33 8
Beautiful...and sweaty
cumberbunny 17
You know who's beautiful? Don't read the first word again because it's Benedict Cumberbatch. Peasant.
vocaloidtiger 12
I'd say something funny, but that's just so sad, all I can really say is sorry, OP
Objectofdespair 1
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder
21jason 9
I wanna thumb you up but I don't wanna ruin the 69
nado13579 12
Well it's at 81 now do you can do it.
KMtheDrummer 6
I ruined 100 but it was too funny not to thumb
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Time for OP to start getting drunk....
mango260 9
Eeeeek!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Op, I think becca here may be stalking you
BeccaHugs 17
Excuse me for not being as rude as the rest of these people. God forbid someone on this site actually be nice to someone else. Is it so bad that I wanted to give someone (whose already had a shitty day) a compliment?
flockz 20
shut up. you don't know me.
YesyDidWhat 0
Your an idiot don't you see becca is trying to be nice how about you try that for once?!
laden_swallow09 35
Becca's comment may have been well-intentioned, but lying to someone about their looks for the sake of sparing one's feelings is worse. If OP doesn't like what she sees in a mirror, then she /should/ take some pride in herself and do something different than what she's already doing. If weight is a problem, then researching some diets and practicing some exercises would benefit her tremendously. If it's about her visage or countenance, some armchair cosmetology wouldn't hurt, either. Yes, everybody's beautiful in their own way; what's more important is if they're truly comfortable with themselves. Apparently, OP isn't.
The_Hitdude 12
*You're. You should probably learn the difference between 'you're' and 'your' before you start calling people idiots.
The_Hitdude 12
I should also add that flockz was adding a little irony to the situation. "God forbid someone be nice on this site..." "shut up. You don't know me." Get it now? Or is one of the casualties of this situation people's sense of humor?
Complaining 13
You need to get a grip on reality.
thelastavailable 13
Or just get a mirror.
TheFamilyElf 17
How long did you stare at and berate yourself until you realized it was your reflection? I understand it for about a second, but OP makes it sound like she had a staring contest with herself for a while.
Spongii101 12
How did she not notice the girl was wearing the exact same clothes and was sitting in the exact same position? Must have been pretty weird when she realised it was herself.
lowie89 7
You obviously wrote this for attention.. So here you go! :|