Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, at preschool, I got to meet the mother of my daughter's best friend. She complimented mine's grades, and noted her quirkiness. I complimented her's for being congenial and being well-rounded. Later, my daughter said they are no longer besties because her mom said I called her daughter fat. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
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HeadlessSparrow 20
Dayum! Shots fired!
FitFriday 32
Kids these days...
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Comments (42)
FitFriday 32
Kids these days...
False_Stupidity 42
Kids since... ever! They don't have filters and just say what's on their mind, always have and always will.
ColonelCusswords 24
Raised a true joker, didnt ya?
senor_octubre 24
Kids have no filter. Don't take it personally OP:)
JazzHandsFML 28
so wait they have no filter therefore only speak the truth, shouldn't she take it personally especially if it's her own?
jaychourox121 15
One of my favorite things on the Internet is something that says: "If a woman tells you you're ugly, she's envious. If a man tells you you're ugly, he's a jerk. If a kid tells you you're ugly, you're ugly."
sky413 26
Ouch
Johnnycake23 42
Tell her to act right before she gets smacked right
IWishIWasObama 12
Did you really care about how you compared to your child's friend?
HeadlessSparrow 20
Dayum! Shots fired!
Roythetickler 21
Little hostility in the air
cottoncandylips 16
Kids say the silliest things!
NinjaBoyDavido 13
Well congrats on your kid making a friend, not congrats on being called ugly.
JazzHandsFML 28
it never said ugly, it could be words like revolting, sickening, hideous, eye gouger, and others :D
immaloser95 28
Like your profile picture?
NinjaBoyDavido 13
Whoa whoa that's just uncalled for.
shiffizzle 13
At least your kid made a friend, laugh it off OP