Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought stamps to send a letter. For some unknown reason, instead of putting the stamp on the letter, I posted the letter and the stamp booklet into the postbox. FML
Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I rushed to the post office to mail an important document for the study abroad program that I'd applied for, which was due in a few days. Just as the envelope slipped out of my hand and into the mail box, I caught a glimpse of the upper right corner where there was supposed to be a stamp. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and realised I still had the motel key. The key-ring has the address on it, so you can post it back to them. I drove to the postbox and posted the key. I then discovered that the motel key won't start my car. FML
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
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k1w1 0
and what's 4th? haha
Roofus 0
Sounds like something I'd do
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FXCKMYLIFE 0
I really wish people would stop posting the same type of FML's
Shadow_Wing 0
#16 you do realize that in a lot of places there isn't a post office closer than a drop off box, and these boxes often aren't accessible from the car (though they can be). Also, not everyone lives in a house with a separate mailbox (like in an apartment or condo complex) so they can't just set their mail in and raise the flag. OP: that sucks man, I've done stuff like that before. Did you get your keys back?
Mnemo_fml 0
wooow dude...
omgitsseejay 0
ugh, don't be in such a rush next time...
wolfwing 0
wow that sucks man
octopuspanda 0
things like this remind me why i have my keys on a carabiner that goes on my belt loop as soon as i get out of my car. if i didnt, i'd do the same thing
I2OI3 0
Hilarious! Clever too, making us guess which one it is that you posted! Verrrry clever, well done, I do say. Wow, that is the best FML ever. I mean really, everyone please add this to your top FML right away! ...So darn clever. Man!
Lou_Briccant 0
#52 your massive sarcasm amuses me.
jadeddream 0
LOL @ 28 Also, I can totally see myself doing this. FYL.
goldfalsebond 0
how is this an fml? that is when you go back and get your ******* KEYS! its not that hard you ******* dumbass. and #54, YOUR sarcasm AROUSES me. yeah I went there.