Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought stamps to send a letter. For some unknown reason, instead of putting the stamp on the letter, I posted the letter and the stamp booklet into the postbox. FML
Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I rushed to the post office to mail an important document for the study abroad program that I'd applied for, which was due in a few days. Just as the envelope slipped out of my hand and into the mail box, I caught a glimpse of the upper right corner where there was supposed to be a stamp. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and realised I still had the motel key. The key-ring has the address on it, so you can post it back to them. I drove to the postbox and posted the key. I then discovered that the motel key won't start my car. FML
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
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k1w1 0
and what's 4th? haha
Roofus 0
Sounds like something I'd do
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dancininthewind6 0
way to go asshole
ilikequarters 0
go to the post office they have a key
Tsukasa_fml 0
#88 yeah, just drive down there... oh wait. Not like he can really leave his car there in the middle of the road either.
ammali 0
Oh man, that sucks, I have totally done things like this before. This is the same type of thing as when you're painting and you have a water cup and a drink... you always dip the brush in or take a swig of the wrong cup :o
lele1232 0
was it the letter or the car keys?????? i can't tell :S i'm confused
Niasyn 0
This means it's time to slow down on the drugs.
ozymandias_fml 0
Thankfully your driving while stupid was a self solving problem.
scdog 0
To grouchy #16 - In my neighborhood all of the mailboxes face the the sidewalk, not the street, as a pedestrian safety issue. So if you drive up, you do have to get out of the car.
CLW_fml 9
That sounds like something I'd do. lol And #16, you sound like a complete jackass assuming that every post box in the world is exactly like the ones where you live.
poobear 0
you deserve it keys and an envelope dont feel similar at all youre just a idiot