Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought stamps to send a letter. For some unknown reason, instead of putting the stamp on the letter, I posted the letter and the stamp booklet into the postbox. FML
Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I rushed to the post office to mail an important document for the study abroad program that I'd applied for, which was due in a few days. Just as the envelope slipped out of my hand and into the mail box, I caught a glimpse of the upper right corner where there was supposed to be a stamp. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and realised I still had the motel key. The key-ring has the address on it, so you can post it back to them. I drove to the postbox and posted the key. I then discovered that the motel key won't start my car. FML
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
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k1w1 0
and what's 4th? haha
Roofus 0
Sounds like something I'd do
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Comments (124)
beebeeL 1
lmao , howd yu get em out ?
Juggalette_623 9
Pay attention dude.
PohTayToez 0
Oh damn.
Art_Vandeley 0
aaawhahaha god damn that has to suck.
etb815 0
which one did you post?
ctc9 0
I'm gonna guess the letter. Which renders this FML as shittastic.
freemuffins 0
Dunno, it's a hard one to figure out! I think your day went on smooth.
KyleOkposofan 0
Look at the bright side. After you realized you dropped your keys down there, you probably still put the letter in. So the mission was accomplished, your keys just sacrificed themselves to help you complete it ;)
forthelin 0
The letter?
bdaniels362 3
Damn, that's a major loss. I hope you had fun waiting for the mail man/woman to come open up the box!