Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought stamps to send a letter. For some unknown reason, instead of putting the stamp on the letter, I posted the letter and the stamp booklet into the postbox. FML
Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I rushed to the post office to mail an important document for the study abroad program that I'd applied for, which was due in a few days. Just as the envelope slipped out of my hand and into the mail box, I caught a glimpse of the upper right corner where there was supposed to be a stamp. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and realised I still had the motel key. The key-ring has the address on it, so you can post it back to them. I drove to the postbox and posted the key. I then discovered that the motel key won't start my car. FML
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
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k1w1 0
and what's 4th? haha
Roofus 0
Sounds like something I'd do
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Comments (124)
elmundox 0
The letter obviously.
Lou_Briccant 0
Hahaha, I have a feeling #16 is one of those guys who headbutts his computer and starts kicking his dog whenever someone uses "their" instead of "there".
sleepy15 0
Dude, really? really. I'm pretty sure that there is significant difference between the shape and feel of a car key and an envelope. YDI, even though your life is ******.
Emma_91 0
wow #16. Was that necessary? People do stupid things all the time. haha FYL indeed. Did you get them back?
Eaglestrike117 29
YDI
manoverboard 0
#16 - You frighten me. Go away. OP, haha, good one. You should be a mailman.
quackquackquac 0
#16- sometimes people don't have mailboxes that are in front of their house with flags... and maybe they meant the ones that are in this big grid thing, where you have to get out of the car.
derpdederp101 1
wow that sucks dude did u get it back eventually? (if this story is not complete bullshit like 95% of this site)
Tilde_fml 3
I can believe that DX I'd do something stupid like that too. We can both fail together.
Nakedsquirrel 5
A retarded enough move on the OP's part to earn a YDI.