Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML
Today, I was riding on a bus while texting my online girlfriend that I've known her for two years, I asked her, “We’ve known each other for two years, shall we now meet each other publicly?” Next to me there was a 50 year-old man. As soon as I sent the message on my phone, I heard a ding sound from that man. Then he smiled. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
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Top comments
RyanMacVey 17
i see you have met my granda (:
lionandthelamb61 9
Ahhaahaa, sucker.
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lionandthelamb61 9
Ahhaahaa, sucker.
eminemchick 19
smart man..*insightful look*
volley4eva1698 0
hes a clever one
imaberry95 0
I now know what I will be doing when I'm old
Gross2332 0
OP kinda asked for it since she played along
theaws0m3guy 4
KO!
herrobear 0
Like a senior boss.
uglyyness 0
i bet he's one of those grandpas poppin' wheelies on his wheelchair xD
Angi95 3
How is that an FML he complimented you.
iEatGuppies 0
even if you were "Leslie", you still shouldn't engage in a conversation with a creepy old man. he could be a rapist.. you sort of deserve it for lying about being Leslie.
ppatty 0
that old guy is awesome lol
xBangOut 4
WIN :D
bennetts211 2
Yeah, iEatGuppies, *every* creepy person is a rapist- ESPECIALLY old people! One must be careful! ...no.
LordGoober 13
The grandpa being a rapist? I'm sure he would break his hip trying to do anything.
uglyyness 0
99, actually I read in the newspaper that in new york, a 60-something year old man forced a hotel staff employee to give him a bj.
LordGoober 13
Lol what newspaper was it in?
uglyyness 0
107 it's local so I don't want to give it away. I live in new jersey, so I get stuff from new york frequently. if you type in: new york staff employee forced to give man a bj, on google, im sure you'll find it:)
LordGoober 13
I gave up after I found this post on google lol, and some McDonalds employee giving bj's
QwertyMcNugget 0
At least you played along. What if he really was delusional? You could have made his day. :D
Bofferding_fml 6
LOL @101! i hope you ain't talking about Dominique Strauss-Kahn? because if you say some old 60 years old dude.. means you're that ignorant not to know the ex-IMF guy!
iEatGuppies 0
I never said every. you never know.
bennetts211 2
You're correct, I do not know if he is or is not a rapist, but could you please explain to me *why* he could be a rapist? Because he was messing with OP? With that logic, one should never leave his/her house because everyone is a potential sexual predator.
Slim2306 10
That man can only be described as a genius.
Alwayspullout 7
YDI for using public transportation...
bpell15 5
I have now found my idol. I want to be jut like him when I'm older. he played you like a boss.
iEatGuppies 0
i dont know and i dont care.
mynewaccount 8
you're a cutie. :)
Ugi 27
144 -She did make his day!
toqwert 0
Sarah Palin... you look like Sarah Palin... FYL (just kidding)
RyanMacVey 17
i see you have met my granda (:
muhaidib 2
I don't know why the OP is so upset, she has a nice rack!
MrSassypants 34
46 maybe OP is a man o_O JK I know she's not... she's a cactus!
futtbuck101 1
Worlds oldest troll
FeedMonkeyking 4
gayboii got positive thumbs! Congrats man.
gabstahhh 8
I would like to meet your grandpa too then. He sounds...entertaining
Laura13LHM 6
That's hilarious ur grandpa sounds funny :D
woahheylex 0
haha 84 I know what you mean, everytime I see him post it's negative. but Congrats! 107 thumbs up!
IrishChic10 0
Like Grandpa like Grandson??
OceanBreathesSal 5
Gayboii is back! And with surprisingly good comments. Good job, keep it up(:
babygirrl 4
ahaha ! why did OP play along ? OP was egging it on in my book . No offense or anything , but you did act like you were "Leslie" . So really, it was OP's fault .
RyanMacVey 17
197 thumbs up :L ... if i get 200 i'll take off all my clothes and run around my house 3 times in the rain
smellymellyy 7
didnt know it rained inside your house....
cmichaela7 0
ha ha
RyanMacVey 17
-_- cheers for making me look like a twat
BaconDave 12
Almost 300...
Ghostkiller12345 9
my friend gayboii getting thumbs up?!?! IM JEALOUS!! good job on getting thumbs up :D
Garyy_fml 11
too bad he's gay
alex6946 10
156, he said run around, not in.
poy2x 0
only if u have a nice rack!!
waywil 0
Maybe she really don't and that was a lie too...lol!
Suddenly 0
And grandpa Charlie got a new story to tell the kids
iSitt 0
could have been worse
cumverg 0
#WINNING
PageantGirlXOXO 16
YES!
Garyy_fml 11
this isn't twitter, lose the hashtags
ermkrmr 0
194! it's a waffle duh.... ;] that is sooo funny :]
agaba 0
this is my fave fml and this is comment is winning
sovietkiwi 0
Hahaha HELL YEAH
Mr000FML 5
-.-
zkcupcake 4
well at least he gave you a compliment! other then that fyl op
quade25 0
I know you are totally right
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
she's probably a 'Leslie'ian
EmoBallerina666 0
next time don't play along with creepy old men on the bus
BOOSCAREDU 0
...who knows what they can do :O
EmyB_fml 8
ugh I hate when old people insist on talking to you on the bus . so creepy
KissTheAngel 3
I think we've met the same person....
MrSassypants 34
42 that's why I can't wait to be old. 8)
EmyB_fml 8
67- haha I thought the same thing :p better watch out for me !
Queenchiz 0
haha
thatnucca 36
So who played who for a fool now... lmao
daisyloo 7
That's weird! Hahah but funny!
zniltiaC 19
That's hilarious.
xleanne_aLly 23
LOL that old dude is awesome.
upstartzero 0
well played, well played
spazmattic 0
I would be happy with the compliment. Not everyone has blessed breasts.
CateXOX 0
Blessed breasts. Try saying that 5 times fast.
jbsington 8
Nice rack indeed.