Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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Top comments
AllOrNever 0
She's your ex. It's not like she's not allowed to have another boyfriend. It's hard, but time will help heal your wounds.
ashleyloller 0
dudester, she's no longer your "property" so to speak. you can't get mad because she got a new boyfriend and is happy now. that's just being a selfish, jealous prick. did you ever think that that may be why it's over?
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Comments (89)
kayleecarebear 0
Get over it bro :)
doumtabarnack 12
You totally deserve it because you're not supposed to care goddamn it! An ex is an ex you should go on with your life just as she did!
Yourheadache 19
**** her, move on, come to me lets have some fun ;)
curlygirly1 8
Do the same
AuntyJack87 4
What did I just read...
eatsleepjb 8
What did you expect her to do...?
megansays 2
It ever occur to you she's just being a hurtful, spiteful little skeeze?
Justine_Derpine 1
I don't see the problem? She is just moving on.. >.
CaysonJon 11
Get over it brah
MissAmz 7
Easier said than done... Brah.
MissAmz 7
It's the process of moving on.. And yes, people move on faster than others.. And in this case, faster than you would've liked. You have no other choice yourself but to move on as well.. At least you don't have a stalker ex on your hands. Time doesn't heal, it just helps you to cope after a while and hopefully in the future, you find someone worthy of your love. :)