Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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Top comments
AllOrNever 0
She's your ex. It's not like she's not allowed to have another boyfriend. It's hard, but time will help heal your wounds.
ashleyloller 0
dudester, she's no longer your "property" so to speak. you can't get mad because she got a new boyfriend and is happy now. that's just being a selfish, jealous prick. did you ever think that that may be why it's over?
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Comments (89)
shyeahh_fml 19
This is a pretty common occurrence when someone moves on.
rivaraven 35
Guess she moved on, so what? Get yourself a new one, who wouldn't be such an arse, though.
jasperito_reyes 6
So?
xopher425 19
She's your ex, has obviously moved on, time you did, too. That is what is supposed to happen. Not sure why this is an FML.
foxychik10704 17
How is this a FML
ProtoPrime 7
Depends on who you are.
CougeeSwagg 19
Why do u even give a shit?
Kitti_the_Killer 8
she's ur ex..what u expect her to do. Keep everything like it was when you two was dating. Move on dammit
writerchic85 26
Stop creeping on your ex and making yourself nuts. You guys are no longer together and she had moved on. Did you expect her to keep all your photos and stay single forever? Just unfriend her if it bothers you so much.
Octobersnowman 9
Key word here is ex. She's gonna move on, she's gonna meet someone else, and she's definitely gonna get over you. Maybe spend less time stalking her Facebook and more time moving on yourself.