Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Rubbing it in
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Move on, dude
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Assumptions
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Facebook official
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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AllOrNever 0
She's your ex. It's not like she's not allowed to have another boyfriend. It's hard, but time will help heal your wounds.
ashleyloller 0
dudester, she's no longer your "property" so to speak. you can't get mad because she got a new boyfriend and is happy now. that's just being a selfish, jealous prick. did you ever think that that may be why it's over?
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Comments (89)
Shannn 0
This is an FML. But it's pretty common.
nevele11 0
Deffinitley not an FML. Get over it.
Kgirl2cute 6
agreed, what did he expect?
caretoshare 0
I dont see whats wrong with that. What was she supposed to do? Keep all the pictures of you guys together when she, you know, has MOVED ON? Grow up.
Chrischri98 0
**** those bitches, just go do her best friend
popoman 0
What do you expect from her? Of course if she gets a new boyfriend, she will delete her photos with you. Who gives a damn? Maybe she's trying to make you jealous with the "I'm so happy", but quit stalking her and move on. If you can't, then delete her contact.
Noxic 0
There's nothing wrong with that at all. She moved on, so should you.
DynamicDave 11
FML really needs to add a 'so what' button.
jasperito_reyes 6
Agreed
silly_kate 0
i'm sorry that you're hurt by this girl, but she IS allowed to see other guys now that you've broken up! maybe she's fallen in love with this guy, but he could hurt her. it's funny how that works.........we go out with someone, we break-up/get dumped by them cos we/they want someone better, and we/they think we've/they've found that someone, that someone hurts us/them. it's a cycle, really. not really sure that makes sense, though. lol
waldosmind 0
dude... I know exactly how you feel ://
jahawa7293 0
what a bitch...sorry my dude