Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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Top comments
AllOrNever 0
She's your ex. It's not like she's not allowed to have another boyfriend. It's hard, but time will help heal your wounds.
ashleyloller 0
dudester, she's no longer your "property" so to speak. you can't get mad because she got a new boyfriend and is happy now. that's just being a selfish, jealous prick. did you ever think that that may be why it's over?
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Comments (89)
retoxified 0
Why don't you morons remove them from your friends? God you people are creepy.
aego56 0
Wow these comments are filled with a bunch of butthurt emo boys. Reasons she probably broke up with you : A) She's a bitch, which means you're better off without her. OR B) You're an asshole and she dumped you for that reason. OR C) It was a mutual breakup that might have been tipped to one side - in which case you should be happy for her. She probably removed all of her photos either at her (new) boyfriend's request or she thought it would be the right thing to do.. In either case get on with your life.
Sangsue_fml 0
get over it.
fad1ngfast 0
If you're not friends, delete her, and move on (not trying to be harsh or anything). You'll feel SO much better =)
Stay_beautiful 0
if she's your her ex, why the hell would she keep your pictures? I threw out the pics of all my ex's except for one (with good reason). Of course she's just trying to make you jealous, but that's because she knows you're looking. So get a life. If she's getting over it, so should you.
whjmsical 0
sooo you're offended by her moving on with her life? maaaaybe you should try it.
1suckatL1fe 6
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks!
FritoLovesYou 0
Been there before man. Just have to move along.
24788 7
She's just trying to forget about it.
cmillertime7 0
If I had to guess from this "FML" I would say you are around 16 years old. If you are any older, it's kind of sad that you consistently check your ex's facebook. However what's even more sad is that she is probably only doing that because she KNOWS you check her facebook, and is obviously rebounding. Like I said you are probably 16 and probably don't realize how ridiculous an naive this all is.