Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML
Today, I went on a date and ended up back at her place. She gave me head in the front hall before we started moving to her bedroom. That’s when her dad, asleep on the sofa, woke up. She had no idea why he was there but she still had my stuff dripping down her chin, and he definitely noticed. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
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EggsinaBasket 9
Must have really blown to wake up to that.
GoldFishPony 21
I hope your mom is willing to fund the therapy you'll need now
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Comments (93)
R2Y2 22
Dad ******* game strong
elsuperloco68 12
did she spit or swallow ???
Shopduster 9
Lucky dad
Murkyy 15
Good to see the spark isn't gone
at0micmin3r 23
What business is it of yours what your parents do?
Spark_Slicker 19
I'm gonna sit next to you somewhere and change my tampon right there. What business is it of yours what I do right next to you?
Mrtigerblue 14
#137 go ahead you can probably be fairly discreet about that especially on a low light flight and if not I'm sure some people would enjoy the show. I mean really. although you yourself would probably feel awkward but people generally don't stare at your crotch so they probably wouldn't just automatically even notice
Spark_Slicker 19
No one would notice me changing my bloody tampon? You seem to think people are way more oblivious than they actually are.
fabcade 14
I'm sorry dude.
CaptainRR 20
Hmm... As a family doctor, I strongly suggest that you bleach your eyes for 60 minutes.
Mindset 11
What...in the absolute ****
kaytasha 18
Eye bleach anyone?
SHOEBOKA 2
You should have told your mom: "NO, DON'T SWALLOW MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS"