Today, not only did my horse step on my foot & refuse to move, he also took the opportunity to crap on my other foot while I was incapable of moving. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML
Today, my horse, who has been nothing but gentle for 27 years, kicked me right in the knee on my last vacation day. It's so bad, I can hardly sleep or sit down on the toilet. Tomorrow I go back to work, which involves lots of walking, sitting down and getting back up, as well as lifting heavy stuff. FML
Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML
Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
I don't think your horse likes you.
ojosRojos 28
Ouch, is your foot okay?? Animals do the darndest things
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Comments (10)
ojosRojos 28
Ouch, is your foot okay?? Animals do the darndest things
BurnInDemonFire 39
I don't think your horse likes you.
Venom1999 19
Looks like someone's going to the glue factory
1ninjanina 7
That’s unfortunate, but if you’re around horses much, you know this “crap” happens. It comes with the package. Hardly an FML. Unless he’s a draft horse and broke your toe.
BEEEEES 15
That's horse shit.
Takegami 22
I understand that people who own horses have a tendency to be unstable. Now I know why.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Now that's a load of horse shit!
DANDA 0
you have a horse shut up and deal with it
UnluckyGuy 6
I hate horses because they are useless, you need to take so much care of them and they do stuff such as this...