Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
Today, I have a broken leg, four broken fingers, a cracked rib, a concussion, and an infection fever, and my wife still sent me downstairs with a bat to check for burglars when she heard a noise at 2 a.m. FML
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
Today, looking out of my window, I spotted a fire raging in the building across from my apartment. Grabbing my phone, I dashed out to the balcony, only to slam into the screen door instead. After calling 911, I sprinted back out, only to clock the door a second time. FML
Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, my wife yelled at me for not helping her rearrange the furniture. I have a sprained shoulder and have been ordered by my doctor to avoid heavy lifting. She said, "Move the couch or sleep on it." FML
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Top comments
turkturkington 13
She finally sent you over the edge, did she?
wolfgold2 20
Sounds like something from a cartoon.
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Comments (99)
Nyx_fml 23
Storming out of places rarely ends well.
friedpwnadge 25
I just visualize him angrily walking onto thin air, looking down and back at you and then jetting down into a pile of tnt fireworks.
Jake_Hale 7
She didn't even try to save you? I smell a divorce in your future
AnOriginalName 19
21, does he also get one of those signs like Wile E Coyote has?
hessel 13
i guess op didnt believe enough that he could fly
angiemarie96 25
I believe I can fly R Kelly
Maycontainnuts 17
It's more the art of falling and missing the ground.
finalfantasyftw 10
I think storming away/walking away when you are angry is always a better alternative then picking a fight, yelling/screaming, and arguing.
wolfgold2 20
Sounds like something from a cartoon.
rich443 22
he probably held a sign saying oh shit before faling
ArielTheMermaid 17
I bet he hung there for a second before looking down and falling
ariiewilliams 17
That's when there were good cartoons. Not the bullshit there is today.
M3DIC4T3 29
So you guys were all alive in the 1930-50s era?
ColdplaySucks 18
Regular Show is a good cartoon. Everything else is garbage.
ariiewilliams 17
No. Reruns exist.
SwaggCapone 11
#70 please tell me that was a failed attempt at humor
bballer4life895 13
Instant karma
etishuman22 32
Instant karma's gonna get you...gonna knock you right on the head...better pull yourself together darlin'..pretty soon you're gonna be dead.. -John Lennon, "Instant Karma"
michelleJ11 25
Karma for leaving the room after an argument? I don't see what OP did to deserve that.
Treveyon56 14
Wow karma for wanting to get away from an argument and get fresh air? Yeah because OP was really in the wrong for arguing with his wife. Either you two are trolls or just completely stupid.
etishuman22 32
I truly wasn't trolling or commenting on the FML, I just figured #3's inspiration was from John Lennon's song "Instant Karma". Honestly, that's the first time I've ever been downvoted that much before. I guess I could have explained my thinking with the lyrics. Sorry!
Mossears133 15
I don't know about y'all, but when I read "stormed out" I pictured the semi-violent adult temper tantrum my dad usually puts on after an arguement, and if that is the case then karma is DEFINITELY necessary!
turkturkington 13
She finally sent you over the edge, did she?
thejimler 9
Badum-Tish!
Dusty_Busters 15
Yes... Yes she did
_GoodGuy 11
Lesson learned: Never argue with a women, you just can't win
_GoodGuy 11
Lesson learned: Never argue with a women, you just can't win
Macscotty 9
Talk about a Wile E Coyote moment. Only it wasn't a cliff.
Catkam623 27
Well at least you get some alone time now?
IworkAt711 14
Except for the all the nurses and doctors that keep checking up on you.
Misskreher 30
Was it like the cartoons where you didn't fall until you looked down?
Maxus1221 11
Have a guess.
megstiel 16
Don't be a buzzkill, #23.
sharksfan48 13
Thinking tends to be hard when you're mad huh?