Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She shared this beauty tip with me when I caught her using my Lady Speed Stick on her snatch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML
Today, my roommate told me she had developed a rash on her armpits, which causes them to be itchy. The doctor told her the only way to heal it is to not wear deodorant for a month. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML
Today, my mom proudly told me that she found the perfect thing to combat my B.O. Extra strength degreaser. FML
Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML
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OliviaMaris13 0
...not unscented anymore...
mashamanya 0
is it true? that it prevents ingrowns?
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Comments (209)
ckr911 5
Yummy.
EvilPotato 15
that's hot.
flockz 20
she's lying!! she just copied her idea from me! *scratches sweaty crotch*
LiveLaughFML 10
WHAT IF you never caught her using your deodorant on her "snatch" and you regulary continued using your deodorant? at least you caught her in action. literally.
eminemchick 19
on the bright side, now you can prevent ingrown hairs!:) your life sucks. fyl.
YacL 15
22- Couldn't of been THAT bad if she didn't notice, unless this is the first time her roommate tried this little experiment, then I'd have to agree with you.
juicedboi 7
Never understood why people prefer sticks to sprays. Please feel free to tell me
LiveLaughFML 10
#29 yeah i understand what you're saying :) but i wouldn't care if it was the first or last time. i wouldn't like anyone using my deodorant on their sweaty crotch to "prevent ingrown hairs" :P but that's just me, lol!
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Op, cooter kick the bitch.
iamyourmum 1
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Wait, unscented deodorant?! That's like an oxymoron. If it's unscented how is it supposed to function as a deodorant?
1greatsk8er 0
48 - it can still prevent sweating and the smell of sweat.
DoWhatsRight 1
That's totally..... normal....
james_aka_frosty 3
41 if it prevents sweat it's an antiperspirant
knightsfb 0
31 because spray just covers up the smell, but sticks actually eliminate the odor
ariomario2 0
Use hers then... And make sure she's watching.
mgsoloist 14
31-to me the sprays feel really waxy and gross. Like we use it in drumline to prevent our sticks from slipping cuz it's that waxy. Sticks are smooth.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Wow, I gotta try this! (waits for troll)
starsfan_9 7
Wow, I have no idea, must be magic and HEY! That magic must also prevent ingrown hairs!
Friaza 29
Just wait till you find out what she does with your toothbrush!
iluvboobies 9
Well, now it's not so unscented anymore, is it? Something about that deodorant is fishy!
iluvboobies 9
78 Damn, you beat me to it! :)
JustHello123 1
Ew thats so not true!
Prankster7o7 5
94, could you do that with a guitar pick?
sandyandellie 5
78- jesus are you trying to make make me gag????
gogreen8856 0
that is disgusting!!
WinryElric 0
29- I loveee ur profile pic
Runninvegan 8
That's hot,
eminemchick 19
did you go " but now it smells like fishy fishy fishy!" ?
i_l_y143 0
hahaahaha! ftw.
coltonp90x 2
Oh I agree! I don't understand why you have lots of negative votes, I voted you up!:)
Runninvegan 8
Haha thanks I thought it was pretty funny XD
coltonp90x 2
So did I!:D some people just don't have a sense of humor these days
bizarre_ftw 22
True. Then again now a days the humor has lost all semblance of sense :/ just a thought to ponder :)
mashamanya 0
is it true? that it prevents ingrowns?
crazychick1269 7
look it up!! haha
mgsoloist 14
I doubt it. I just think her friend didn't want a fishy smelling snatch and didn't want to use her own deodorant.
jadenstigman 0
Why Don't you try it and get back to the FML community on the results
Nooneslooking 0
Just looked up people, some people say it works on Google, not too many, but there IS an Ingrown Hair Serum that they sell that apparently works really well.
emmanizzer 6
I've actually heard that uou're not supposed to put deodorants on after shaving because it can irritate it even more. Unscented lotions work best. Or baby oil.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Who says snatch these days...
dubstepp 15
Actually if u have bad razor burn using roll on deodorant makes it feels better. I've seen my mom use it and she said it made it cool off basically.
whirlednews 8
You saw your mom put deodorant on her snatch?
bizarre_ftw 22
158 - the Brits 181 - well she's a girl so I'm guessing: yeah, probably
buckstop1 37
Yes actually, it does. It works for me at least. A friend of mine told me the same thing. I was skeptical too, I thought she was just ******* with me until I actually tried it haha.
beach_bound_ 5
Yup, it works. I have two different deodorants, I shave at night, put a thick layer of it on, sleep that way, wash it of in the morning and no razor burn, no red blotches and no ingrown hairs.
DFlit1 0
Lol best coverup lie ever!
prince122 0
or perhaps she just shoves it up something else? if you know what I'm saying.
bizarre_ftw 22
117 - yeah I hate that too!!!! >< 163 - Grape Juice
zaveeshaveesh3 7
To learn something new everyday
OliviaMaris13 0
...not unscented anymore...
No_habla_espanol 11
Lol! That is funny and really disgusting!
eminemchick 19
well 6 the face ur making, uve found some really gross smelling unscented deodorant
koe4 0
28 - or attract various insects
zaveeshaveesh3 7
You learn something new everyday!
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
Old spice's new scent: Fish market.
No_habla_espanol 11
Ahhhhhh, nasty!
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Indeed nasty.
neonblue120 6
Look down -- your ****** -- a stinking, rotting, cesspool look back up -- my face curled in agony and disgust -- Get that shit right look down again troll face.
flockz 20
look at your ******, now back to me. this situation is grim, can you tell by the stench? but if you were to use old spice, you would never be insecure about your ****** again. now back to me. im riding a fish, because it smells like you.
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
Ah. Mah. God. Flockz, I am honored that you commented on my comment!
deadrising084 1
flox u have officially made my day!!!
kawaiianime 5
Sharing is caring! :D
Lanceeden 12
and caring is sharing! :D
shift_love 13
and that's how sharing works! damn burger king and their catchy jingles.
13whatsername13 0
I was gonna make a joke about old Greg and his mangina but I blanked...=(
RedPillSucks 33
Send her my way, I've got a lady speed stick for her... wait, ..., what?
eminemchick 19
oh i see what you did there;)
Gubbon 17
It said unscented...