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divorced United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

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jackieeoo 0

for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house

Kingfmltrust 0

that's messed up. are u ok bro?

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carly426 0

ouch.

sweetbox 0

wtf??! is she serious!!

snaketamer 0

your life def sucks.....but look on the bright side its your birth day!!!

spyder1588 0

That sucks man. Time to move on.

ucofresh 4

Damn Spyder... you're def a hottie!

spyder1588 0

Thanks ucofresh. (:

illmatic2 16

I couldn't tell if he was trying to compliment you or if he was saying you are deaf.

remy3106 10

^^ haha but he is hot

firefighter23 0

well...at least it's not the wrong size. not as good as cash though cuz we all know that cash is king

eldiablo2196 0

bitch

ucofresh 4

Marinus, it's time for a frontal pic! I'm curious... ;)

beancoinc 0

Oh my what a birthday surprise! just wait till she gets the house, all the furniture, the new car, the kids & U get all the bills, child support, alimony, pay for her attorney & U just thought U were going to get laid for your birthday, , haha!

bazooka10 0

best present ever!!!