divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
haphazard2007
United States
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
you would
United States
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Anonymous
Commitment
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Jeri
United States
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
Anonymous
Here you go
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
GlennGuagmire
Ras Tanura, Saudi Arabia
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
TrashGirl
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
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jackieeoo 0
for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house
Kingfmltrust 0
that's messed up. are u ok bro?
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reesey0809 0
at least for a birthday present you finally got the truth. I would be celebrating your newly found freedom! happy
Onebadmazda 0
dude feel liberated! sell the house give her half. (include debt) move to a party town and get down with some young hoes!!! u get to enjoy life again!
Ludii_fml 0
what a bitch
kerby8888 2
Well...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
RuggerPip 0
56 having a MySpace page that you don't know about is cheating? he's right, you are a nut
ladyluck82 9
62 - actually...FYI he was using the 'secret myspace page' to communicate with his ex's (I.e. going out to lunch with them, having SEX with them, instead of using the phone or emails and what not. And if I was 'crazy' why did I win my case in court? I had pages upon pages of him leading (what the judge & court said) a 'double-life' being a husband around me and then when he was at work (or claimed to be) he would be out with his ex's (as well as 3 others he found on Craigslist) His Myspace said he was divorced and he told all the women he was as well. He not only committed adultery but he also lied to every woman separately. so for you to make a comment like that is out of line. I won the case because I had all the evidence that he was cheating. Down to the IM chats. Try again.
Richisme 0
happy divorce day!
triggerit 5
divorce means new beginning... life is bright and future is full of love adventures... you can do whatever you want at any time not trying to schedule with others... if you a man..
remy3106 10
I bet ur a man ;D
aruss721 0
that's terrible. don't morn one second for that cold hearted bitch
Shivermeshamrock 0
Which was a very funny and shocking joke?....
kingtuna 0
Thats because she's sucking someone else off! He's probably paying attention to her too, enjoys smelling her farts! Ha Ha Ha