divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
haphazard2007
United States
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
you would
United States
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Anonymous
Commitment
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Jeri
United States
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
Anonymous
Here you go
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
GlennGuagmire
Ras Tanura, Saudi Arabia
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
TrashGirl
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
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jackieeoo 0
for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house
Kingfmltrust 0
that's messed up. are u ok bro?
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Comments (221)
The_Sadist 13
OP - You have my sympathies. Mine came with the Valentine's Card. In the long run, you'll be much better off without her.
medog 0
that's a great present!!! she totally hooked you up
UpYoursInAdvance 0
OUCH! My Mom married on my brother's birthday and ten years later divorced on his birthday too
trublu2 0
what a party pooper :(
ArthursLifeSucks 2
If it has **** or tires, it's going to give you trouble. How true. She'll get the Clap soon, revenge will be a dish best served with open sores.
sallen0046 4
How do you know this guy's wife is a bitch? "Happy Birthday! You're free!" sounds like a pretty good deal to me.
awesomenick100 0
sucks for u, buddy
xXshotsXx 0
haha that's soo **** up what a bich op slap the hoe with the papers
brookeface93 0
lol...Happy belated birthday dude.
daydreamer88 0
I'm so sorry! I don't care who you are, NO ONE deserves that on their birthday!! But happy birthday from me!! You'll find someone MUCH better!