Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML
Today, my fiancé received his divorce papers. Thanks to his procrastinating, his divorce is effective May 29th. We're supposed to get married on May 28th. FML
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Welshite 40
With a bit of cyanide, you could get your deaths to coincide too! Whole circle of life and all that.
Tripartita 45
Damn, if only today were a leap year, too! I mean, my condolences, OP. Relationships and time heals wounds or something.
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Comments (34)
_parth 20
HOLY SHIT! Talk about timing
TheGamingGamer 28
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Sorry man, I can only hope she's not crazy and that the divorce goes well.
stevenJB 25
Oh man, a triple whammy. At least it's all on one day out 365? maybe celebrate your birthday the day after or before for a year or two until you're over it? I'm shooting blanks here.
Welshite 40
You might want to see a fertility specialist in that case.
mattyiscool123 26
It was all meant to be
Welshite 40
With a bit of cyanide, you could get your deaths to coincide too! Whole circle of life and all that.
jaydots 16
now thats a great comment
tounces7 28
Somehow this made me think of the War of the Roses.
Tripartita 45
Damn, if only today were a leap year, too! I mean, my condolences, OP. Relationships and time heals wounds or something.
McVicar 4
Ouch OP. Little nerve racking as my girlfriend and future fiancé/wife and I were born 18 hrs apart. Hope I don't reach the same fate!
Lalala579121 28
That awkward moment when she doesn't want to get married to you.
mikethekid07 13
things always happen in 3's
jay_south 19
That went from "aw" to "ow…" really fast.
Qandol 26
Such a perfect movie love story this can be. Even though the ending is sad.