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Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house

Kingfmltrust 0

that's messed up. are u ok bro?

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Wolfmanstucky 0

Don't be a hater what a shitty present

i would have said "oh thanks now i can divorce my other wife."

mmafighter4life 0

sorry to hear.

Laughing out loud 19

If she's mean enough to do that then I'd say that is an awesome birthday present.

#137 Agreed. He should be glad to be rid of her! Still, it must suck. A few days after Christmas last year, my parents announced that they're getting a divorce. I guess at least they waited until after the actual holiday? Still, it was kind of like "Our family is falling apart. Merry Christmas!"

bouncer_detail 0

I wouldn't kill her but that definitely deserves payback. Give yourself a bruise and call the cops saying she hit you and bragged that the cops wouldn't believe you because she's a woman and you're a man. It'll also help you in the divorce.

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

OWNED!

what a bitch!

Want cheese with that wine?