Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife refuses to let me play my Xbox, except at the weekends, because it’s "a childish waste of time" and "we need to spend more time together", yet when we’re together she has no problem spending hours on games on her phone. No, she does not see the irony in this either. FML
Today, I learned that my wife lets our son play video games while I'm at work to "keep him out of her hair." We had agreed that he was forbidden from gaming until his grades came up, but apparently she can't be bothered to actually parent. FML
Today, my wife is mad at me because she claims I don’t spend any time bonding with her son. It’s as though she refuses to understand that just because we are in different rooms, on separate PlayStations, doesn’t mean we’re not playing the same game, and talking through headphones for hours at a time. FML
Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
Today, my wife bitched me out 3 times in a row, for things that were not even my fault: for turning my Xbox on, even though I only nudged the button accidentally with my toe; opening a beer when it was actually a Pepsi for our son, and walking loudly when I "know she has a headache," which I didn’t. FML
Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Did she also make a sex rewards chart?
UberNova 18
**** her, she doesn't own you. Do what you want.
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Comments (162)
jerryj 27
She sounds quite controlling. You're old enough to decide on playing video games. Maybe just don't overdo it ;)
bigwiensch 15
don't get whipped
differentshades 5
He already is lol
FezzesAreCool 18
Why is everyone's wife suddenly making theses charts?
1947Chevy 17
I don't know but I feel like for once in my life I'm glad I'm single
cryssycakesx3 23
to get on FML.
zeldagirl77 7
I would just play xbox anyway, or whatever games you play.
olpally 33
She sounds like the chart and chores wife. Haha, she wouldn't be mad if she didn't enforce the rules. You're not 10 years old anymore! Stand up for yourself! Or just play the damn games and tell her to stop treating you like a child.
harinakshi 4
I don't even make my 10 year old work off a chart for game privileges!
snackswell37 4
You pussy
BrownSuspenders 4
let the controlling begin!
kissifur82 2
Is there something she likes to do, that you can make a chart for? Tit for tat!
sunnyray812 42
OP: *Makes a call* "Hello, this is-" Wife: "I KNOW YOU'RE PLAYING XBOX AGAIN!!!! I CAN HEAR YOU!!!" OP: "I'm just making a phone call." Wife: "LIES!!!"
MixedGurl97 10
that's really messed up... this sounds like a recent fml