nickw177
United States
Today, my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hellassi
Witches Brew
Today, my stepmom burned all my Harry Potter stuff. Apparently, Harry Potter is the "Devil’s plan to corrupt good Christian children" and "That shit is make believe anyway." What did my dad ever see in this evil witch? FML
Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
expectopatronum bitch!
United States
Wizardry
Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML
harrysolo
United States
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
notabeliever
United States
Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML
Anonymous
Foreshadowing is a literary device…
Today, I told my wife I wanted to reconnect with my religion. She told me that if I wanted to I could, but to expect divorce papers when I got back because she doesn’t intend to be married to one of those boring ass religious nut jobs ruining her Sunday mornings. FML
MrOh
Canada
Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML
Jill
Santa Rosa, United States
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
Avery
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
Anonymous
United States
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
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ninjawatcher 2
Now I want to know what religion.
MisterDoctor 12
Do you solemnly swear that she's up to no good?
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BoratSagdiyev 2
Both fictitious anyway. Close enough.
schalk 12
Maybe this one should just be removed. Looks like things got out of hand
actingchick9870 8
Actually as it turns out J.K. Rowling based the Harry Potter series off of Religion.
Maria_Obligacia 14
OP, at least she is not laughing at your fringey beliefs. It's a plus. So she got a bit confused on the details. No biggie.
PhilMcHawk 7
Are you a damn Mormon? I know I'm being a little religiously insensitive, but why shouldn't I be? Atheists get shit all the time.
agree 3
Sounds like your either wiccan or pagan.
FooooYoLife 6
How could this possibly be his fault.
berossm 7
Big deal, they are both works of fiction.
viper8608 9
everyone calling both fictitious. you are just as bad as him.
Tinuviel97005 0
To find the connection between Harry Potter and Jesus, you don't have to look any further than Joseph Campbell (Voyage of the Hero). But honestly, as long as she's _trying,_ give her a little slack until she figures it out.