nickw177
United States
Today, my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hellassi
Witches Brew
Today, my stepmom burned all my Harry Potter stuff. Apparently, Harry Potter is the "Devil’s plan to corrupt good Christian children" and "That shit is make believe anyway." What did my dad ever see in this evil witch? FML
Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
expectopatronum bitch!
United States
Wizardry
Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML
harrysolo
United States
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
notabeliever
United States
Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML
Anonymous
Foreshadowing is a literary device…
Today, I told my wife I wanted to reconnect with my religion. She told me that if I wanted to I could, but to expect divorce papers when I got back because she doesn’t intend to be married to one of those boring ass religious nut jobs ruining her Sunday mornings. FML
MrOh
Canada
Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML
Jill
Santa Rosa, United States
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
Avery
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
Anonymous
United States
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
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ninjawatcher 2
Now I want to know what religion.
MisterDoctor 12
Do you solemnly swear that she's up to no good?
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obsydian_fml 3
Wiccan? Could make sense. Another FML in which more details would be grand!
MidnaLink 35
Does it really matter which religion?
citymayer 7
A little bit. For context and whatnot.
xmaximusx 12
Harry potter ? Religion ? Make-belief ? Sounds about right
clueless05 12
I don't know about anyone else, but I enjoy reading Harry Potter much more than the Bible.
ambowew 7
It would probably explain so much if we were to place Harry in the place of Jesus. He simply moved said rock that was concealing his tomb with a simple swish and flick. Wingardium Leviosa! Remember, make the 'gar' nice and long.
annie_nk 23
Comparing the miracles Jesus performed to spells from Harry Potter? Sounds fun! :D
Garulf 7
One can understand the confusion
ZBot 4
Could be Catholic, Harry Potter uses a lot of Latin
jellycorn 13
At least she didn't confuse your religion with Twilight. That would just be a downright insult.
Factor_fml 6
Harry Potter is a far more engaging fiction.
MidnaLink 35
I honestly want to know how he deserves this just because his wife is a dumbass!!
effedup7 1
You must be a Wiccan!?
nevereyes 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yup another reason why Harry potter is a bad series....... It's not real witch craft... Rather insultive that many people think it is.
EyesofStone 27
I highly doubt that anyone in their right mind would believe that Harry Potter is real witchcraft. Or maybe I'm just jumping off the bandwagon here and putting too much faith in humanity.
nevereyes 31
Insulting, happy.... And witchcraft practiced by : Wiccan's, witches, pagans, neo-pagans, necromancers, and Druids (just to name a few) is what real witch craft is. And 80, sadly there are some people who believe Harry potter to be real witch craft....quite sad really.
EyesofStone 27
Yeah, that's what I meant by "real" witchcraft. I happen to practice neo-Pagan magic, so I would consider that real. But, to each his own beliefs, I suppose.