nickw177
United States
Today, my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hellassi
Witches Brew
Today, my stepmom burned all my Harry Potter stuff. Apparently, Harry Potter is the "Devil’s plan to corrupt good Christian children" and "That shit is make believe anyway." What did my dad ever see in this evil witch? FML
Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
expectopatronum bitch!
United States
Wizardry
Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML
harrysolo
United States
Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML
notabeliever
United States
Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML
Anonymous
Foreshadowing is a literary device…
Today, I told my wife I wanted to reconnect with my religion. She told me that if I wanted to I could, but to expect divorce papers when I got back because she doesn’t intend to be married to one of those boring ass religious nut jobs ruining her Sunday mornings. FML
MrOh
Canada
Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML
Jill
Santa Rosa, United States
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
Avery
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
Anonymous
United States
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
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ninjawatcher 2
Now I want to know what religion.
MisterDoctor 12
Do you solemnly swear that she's up to no good?
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jjmiller1001 17
religion, harry potter, same thing!
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
Which religion could that be?
card1222 1
Well I'm sure it was an honest mistake, after all, they are both make-believe. At least Harry Potter has a grain of truth in it though
Torch15 9
Ydi for watching Harry potter
gracehi 33
YDI for not realizing that Harry Potter is originally a book series, not a movie series, and that it's OP's wife who is reading/ watching Harry Potter, not OP.
dmac843 2
If you don't know what the religion is, how can you know it's fake? You must be one of those people who knows absolutely nothing about religion, but thinks they know everything. What a bore.
Calingaladha 21
"Will the congregation now please turn to page 300 of the Standard Book of Spells, Grade 3, and join in the singing of "Voldy's Gone Moldy". I'd also like to remind you all that S.P.E.W. will be meeting in the Great Hall and not the third floor corridor, as it is forbidden to all followers."
resplendencerino_fml 3
well they are quite similar in the way that neither of those things is real!
robert76 5
I get this a lot. I'm pagan, so everyone thinks my religion is just what they've seen in TV shows like Buffy or Charmed.
viper8608 9
filthy muggles all over this thread.
KaiserSD 8
That's because religion is retarded, and it's easy to get it nice up with other fantasy.