faceless_sailor8
United States
Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonomys
Canada
Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML
queenmeme
Redlands, United States
Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML
derve
United States
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
fatty
United States
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
Claire
Portland, United States
Check please!
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
cjgreer70
West Linn, United States
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
keepmouthshut
United States
Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML
caaarl
Hemel Hempstead, United Kingdom
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
123alleyesonme
Austin, United States
Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
srloin
United States
Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
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trollsemen 8
Where's the mammoth then?
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
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trollsemen 8
Where's the mammoth then?
Keyman1212 14
Well you're married to her, so she must like you...
KiddNYC1O 22
The wife's the mammoth.
LuHGiiiT 11
17 - Because that's not at all what #1 implied.. Thanks for making that clear =)
LiveLaughFML 10
you should have responded with "well, you married this sloth."
iTrevor 5
Hope she's into **********..
flockz 20
how about smell? Si smells like shit. How bout you?
KiddNYC1O 22
21- It could go both ways really. Number 1 may have further tried to ridicule op.
Neopets_dot_com 0
I hope your brain isn't compared to Sid. That would really be insulting.
Iamnotmyself 17
Dude, give me your number, I have a fetish for Sid and well... WILL YOU MARRY ME?
fthislyfe 22
Sid is super cute! Be happy
FarSide 23
No disrespect to you OP, but it does not say much about the bitch's judgment of others if she married you.
chuckychan 8
do you always cry out of your pussy?
Bizenghastly 0
I don't see why he's complaining if she says he has big feet ;)
Bradderz 2
Errrrr.....Manny?!?! HELP!!!!
changesinme 0
it could be worst, she could have compared you to a sparkling possibly homosexual vampire eh?
Iheartfunny 1
sid tje sloth is a very lovable character... just saying
Iheartfunny 1
sid tje sloth is a very lovable character... just saying
Kuqito 0
Damn op your one ugly ass dude
WeemanIsBack 3
Well you know what they say about big feet ;(
jazyyy16 3
lmao a kid in my school looks like Sid too!
lastsinglepanda 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe your wife should start watching something more stimulating?
imjuicygossip 0
Agreed...
dmeloccaro 5
I concur.
uffiewuffie 0
You're never too old for a little Ice Age.
starrysky4 0
I LOVE SID. Jesus people, put sloths on the map.
ImFrackinBored 13
More stimulating than a frickin squirrel nearly dying over and over to get a nut? Impossible.
uffiewuffie 0
Sid isn't the squirrel. It's the sloth. Idiot.
chattysoul890 18
maybe you should compare her to one of the mammoths! first!
KiddNYC1O 22
That "first" sent your potentially fair comment to shit.
liquidSELECT 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Time to hit the gym buddy...i dont think she trying to hurt your feelings just a little joke
CryMoreFMLs 15
I think it's funny. Sid isn't morbidly obese, you know.
jibz83 2
Yes, because the only time you should watch your weight is when your MORBIDLY obese...
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
PINECONE!
jennaleigh 0
Ahahah I lol'd
starrysky4 0
I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
Bloodlvst 11
Is your wife a bitchy tyrannosaurus rex?
WCARlover 35
Maw she's the mammoth
WCARlover 35
Naw* Friggin iPod
kablooey_01 3
what exactly do you look like? it all sounds very disproportionate
MichellinMan 20
Buy do you have the lisp? You can't be compared to him if you don't have the lisp
MichellinMan 20
*but
badandevil 0
I dont see the problem, I thought Sid was also the most funny right?
overthelimit 3
Sid's adorable! :D chill, OP.
twitch851 9
Yeah but sid the sloth is a sexy sloth