faceless_sailor8
United States
Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonomys
Canada
Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML
queenmeme
Redlands, United States
Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML
derve
United States
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
fatty
United States
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
Claire
Portland, United States
Check please!
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
cjgreer70
West Linn, United States
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
keepmouthshut
United States
Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML
caaarl
Hemel Hempstead, United Kingdom
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
123alleyesonme
Austin, United States
Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
srloin
United States
Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
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trollsemen 8
Where's the mammoth then?
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
PINECONE!
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Comments (139)
bitchslapped22 14
But Sid is also a nice sloth and a great, loyal friend :D
azrael_xx 14
Sid's so lovable though :)
HomeAl0ne 20
Get your followers to chuck her into a volcano.
Revelation_fml 5
that's a compliment. Kudos to your wife for knowing her Disney. Personally, I'm going for Timone on The Lion King. Hakuna matata!
Jailbird408 4
You're going to get shot down for calling Ice Age a Disney film.
Sweet_Testicles 7
You know what big feet mean
dmeloccaro 5
Ouch. I really hope that she was kidding. That's hurtful to say to someone you love. Sorry OP. Like many others are saying though, at least Sid was awesome and funny and adorable!
newkidontheblock_fml 1
same lisp?
NorfolkDude 2
I guess your wife must be the mammoth.
Meowingtons500 18
At least she didnt compare your manhood to the mammoth. And sid is cute so its no big deal
yeakoolstorybro 6
dont mind me, Im just trying to get the "100 Kickass Comments" achievement.wouldnt be so hard if i had to wait EVERY 3O ******* SECONDS!!!