Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML
Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
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drayloon 50
Did you give her a detention?
Ozzifer 4
Maybe she should play the teacher...
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Comments (67)
CoGhostRider 31
Now you can swap roles be her dr and prescribe her some "injections"
feven 32
If there's one thing I've learned from FML its that role playing almost always never works out
Astrum14 24
If it worked out, then they wouldn't be posting about it on FML.
EveningShades 6
Really now? Honestly I though FML was for posting the positive aspects of our lives... guess I was wrong.
SystemofaBlink41 27
We should open up a "Bless My Life" website for that sort of stuff.
maharb01 17
sounds like she'll do anything for an A?
razoray9 22
Even get the D to get the A
rekkas 16
Maybe try something else next time lol
timmeeeee 10
You need to extend the deadline i guess
nitrog100 21
Worst metaphor for an erection I've ever heard..."extend the deadline"...
DoubleDosexo 12
what if he wasn't talking about an erection? and he was simply stating a fix for her anxiety attack.
fuckercakes 21
It probably reminded her of some bad memories from school. I'm currently in high school, I was diagnosed with anxiety and depression when I was twelve, and I constantly have panic attacks over school. Whether my homework is done, tests I needed to pass or else I'll fail, etc. TL;DR: The role playing most likely just caused a resurfacing of brutal high school anxiety
noone2 15
Before I read, I wanted to point out that this comment is longer than the post.
doodlecloud 27
Eh, I've never really understood school roleplay anyway...you wanna pretend your partner is a child? Kinda weird. Maybe try a different situation/character?
EveningShades 6
A "child"? Some people are in school when they are 25 or older. I hardly think that they're children.
PSYqualiac 17
I'm 19 and in University. Most of my classmates are 5+ years older than me.
BlindlyWandering 17
its the idea of being an authority figure, not too different from role playing as a police officer.
worldclassrager 41
Perfect in school so it seems...maybe a Saturday school to make that up might be a good idea
michael_rahon 2
send her to the principals office!
cheesebond 29
Did she go to the school counselor?