Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML
Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
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drayloon 50
Did you give her a detention?
Ozzifer 4
Maybe she should play the teacher...
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Comments (67)
todlich 4
That's funny
Shamanskinator 15
That's someone that gets into their role.
scottyboy417 19
Maybe you should have tried being a doctor instead it seems like she needed one.
TemperanceRiley 15
too funny
wvcheesehead 13
You were too "hard on" her.
rachel8234 3
ouch... mood killer and kind of a downer. ask her what she would be comfortable doing
dustin007 15
What wuz the the home work?
ChildrenOfFilth 12
Props for her for really getting into character!!!
dh221 1
Did you give her a/the D?
PSYqualiac 17
All the good sex jokes were already made, so I'm just going to say give her the D for each missing assignment.