TCRII
Springfield, United States
Today, my wife and I agreed to get two horses. She got three horses and a pregnant goat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
TCRII
Today, my estranged wife, who I am divorcing, asked me to find homes for our animals. I have a dog, which I am keeping. She has 3 dogs, 4 cats, 1 pig, 3 goats, 2 horses and 54 chickens. FML
barbecued goat anyone?
United States
Link please!
Today, I borrowed a goat from a coworker to clear out an overgrown section of our yard. It worked great, except for the part where the goat butted me on my ass. Of course my wife was filming and laughing, and later put it on Instagram. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
TCRII
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
brando2k5
United States
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Anonyname
United Kingdom
Think of the environment
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
Anonymous
Is this a joke?
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
CessnaPilot
United States
Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML
Top comments
skippydoda 32
To be fair, you said two horses, which she got. You didn't say she couldn't get more than that.
coconutting101 6
Rich people problems.
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Comments (28)
davecross 11
If you guys agreed on a price to spend on the 2 horses and she was able to get the other animals also then it's a good deal. But only it you guys have the space for all of them. If she over spent then put her to work. She can go into town and work one of the corners there
Sinshine 28
Even then, the purchase price is a very minor part of the cost. You need a place for those animals to stay, a ton of money for their food, other stuff costs like vet fees etc. as well as possibly someone who has to take care of them.
Montanagrl 9
Must be that damn common core math
Razell 13
Think of it this way: now you have an excuse to make goat-cheese.
honestjane 22
Maybe it was a package deal and someone was selling all their livestock. Also, goat cheese is delicious.