Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML
Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, I was making dinner for my family while my wife was at work. She walked in the door with McDonald's, even though she knew I was cooking. Then our kids saw and started screaming that they wanted McDonald's too and that it was unfair. I've told her not to pull this shit and she won't listen. FML
Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my militant vegan coworker I have fond memories of hunting with my dad, which set her off like a tofu-powered grenade. If she doesn’t stop treating me like the devil, making snide comments, and other shit, I may have to go to HR about her. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
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fhlakd 25
That sucks.... stand up for yourself even if your dad won't! I have a step mom who came in and did the same thing almost 20 years ago and to this day, my dad has yet to locate his balls. -_-
am1717 22
Tell her she's a plant-killer :)
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Comments (128)
XboxSqueaker 15
punch her in the ovaries
gladow 9
Next time, take it to-go, and eat it in front of her.
aliciousness116 16
Don't think a step-parent has the right to speak to a child like that. She's not your biological mother, you should shove it back to her face!
interesting33 37
I agree with you, some step parents I think should be able to discipline children and things but since she's only been in the house a month I feel she should step more carefully and have more respect. And even if she was the mother she would not have the right to degrade someone in that fashion.
pl0xs3rver 45
"Not as good as paying someone to murder you."
talicaroxi 25
you should have told her it felt as good as it tasted
ritzkets 12
You're not vegan. You don't have to share her beliefs.
catz4dayz 4
I hate how some vegans think everyone has to be vegan. it's not for everyone. You do you, OP.
JosephKorso 15
Go krogan. Headbutt her.
JosephKorso 15
Or eat her.
Nezah 6
I would just go to the grocery store, buy yourself the biggest steak you can find, and cook and eat it right in front of her. Don't forget the A1 sauce
LyricaSilvan 30
Your step-mom is exactly the kind of vegan I can't stand. I'm fine with people being vegan or vegetarian or what have you, as long as they're reasonable about it. But when they start screaming profanity and calling non-vegans things like "murderers" and "nature haters," I draw the line.