Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML
Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, I was making dinner for my family while my wife was at work. She walked in the door with McDonald's, even though she knew I was cooking. Then our kids saw and started screaming that they wanted McDonald's too and that it was unfair. I've told her not to pull this shit and she won't listen. FML
Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my militant vegan coworker I have fond memories of hunting with my dad, which set her off like a tofu-powered grenade. If she doesn’t stop treating me like the devil, making snide comments, and other shit, I may have to go to HR about her. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
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fhlakd 25
That sucks.... stand up for yourself even if your dad won't! I have a step mom who came in and did the same thing almost 20 years ago and to this day, my dad has yet to locate his balls. -_-
am1717 22
Tell her she's a plant-killer :)
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Comments (128)
pandemonium307 10
She's the one trying to starve the animals by eating their food, you're putting them out of their misery because vegans are eating all their food.
xLeeLee 9
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
countryb_cth 38
That's why it was meant as a joke.
Kitiara521 24
My unsolicited advice; spend as much time as you can outside of that psycho's house working to move out on your own... and then for your house warming throw yourself a pig roast or something. I feel badly for you and your dad, but I will never understand how women like that get their hooks into normal guys. Hang in there, it'll eventually get better.
Xamry14 10
How do you know OP is not underage?
UbuntuElphie 16
(Batshit Crazy + Fanatical Vegan + Step Parent) + Spineless Parent = Grounds for "Emancipation of a Minor". No? Well, it should be!
Sulphuric_Glue 16
The best thing anyone could possibly do in this situation is absolutely fill the fridge to the brim with meat. And the freezer. And put tinned meats in all the cupboards. Then watch the vegan ****** freak out.
mswim 27
Tell her plants have feelings too.
sohigh10 34
'How does it feel giving money to murderers?!' OP: 'Awesome. it felt awesome.'
nmrhog 15
and tasted awesome too
ShleeG 23
and then it felt less awesome... but after a trip to the washroom, it was awesome again.
wraithmb 4
Tell her that every day, millions of innocent plants and vegetables are killed by murderous vegetarians... Save a Plant - Eat Venison!
trucker2 33
Offer to take her to dinner- at steak house...
WOTAN1488 24
******* sad. Regain your testes back and fix things
Thorn9000 17
stand up to her op, if you don't defend yourself the vegan step-mom will rise to power and your father will be powerless to stop her from serving salad for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day.
manuwish 9
plants are living sentient feeling beings too..they can't communicate like animals can and can't look you in the eye but feel your presence..sorry that your dad is whipped but I'm vegan too and mc Donald's isn't good food anyway..she's right that industrializing animal life is simply wrong..but telling you off for your poor choice of food isn't her place, everyone should be able to decide for themselves what they put in their body, even if she loves you so much as to not want to let you eat junk, she could be nicer and not give you hell..
Dynosaur_dollie 38
I highly doubt her rant was out of love and concern over what op put into their body. She sounds like she has an "I'm better than you" attitude and expects others to be like her. Self righteous and full of crap.
interesting33 37
Plants are sentient? Please could you let me know what the evidence for this is?
Core5555 9
There were studies done showing that plants do react in ways that seem to suggest some low level conciousness. Nothing very solid, but rather interesting to read and ponder.
hacksaw246 24
Could you have been any more passive aggressive in that comment?
Brightblue2 14
Tell her to **** off and put her in her place.