jimmy_morton
United States
Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML
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Hey it's the op, My dad loves to embarrass me and challenge my manhood because I'm his only son of 6 kids. He's done this all my life. He used to yell at me on the field during my football games calling me a pussy. He even told my senior drill instructor at my basic combat training graduation ceremony that he hoped my drill sergeant put hit foot up my ass every day that I was there. No I'm not gay. My dad just likes to mess with me. I've gotten used to it and I actually find it funny now.
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turtle_darkness 17
Better hurry up and start finishing your food faster than him and peeing around the house to show him you're the dominate male.
purelymixed 17
Time to man up son
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purelymixed 17
Time to man up son
turtle_darkness 17
Better hurry up and start finishing your food faster than him and peeing around the house to show him you're the dominate male.
haileyrows 26
Dominant*
KhaleesiDannie 26
But then dad's going to have to bang his mom in front of him to get the upper hand once again and who wants to pay for therapy?
cprad11 12
Thank you for your contribution, #25.
krazy789 28
we are talking about american dad right? i love that show
stupidpplsuck 33
and then the kid would have to hire the weirdo living in the attic to help em get laid
Delta_0DST 12
A drunk weirdo
Oyas12 14
then. he'd go to mexico to get ugly, dirty sex from border town ******
turtle_darkness 17
Yes #41 lol, I was ironically watching that episode when I read this comment haha
DoomSkuller 28
#27 two can play at that game
DBpiano 22
I'm hoping that you're gay?
MrsHaxxo 22
He clearly said girlfriend
KingKA14 11
I think #3 was thinking Op was female and the dad said that because the girlfriend is the more "man" like of the two. But then again i may be wrong and they might just be stupid
Seabass_Chan 33
Plus, there's no "man" in a lesbian relationship anyways. I really hate that stereotype.
MrsHaxxo 22
I presumed he is a man because of the name of op :p
ziggy452 6
Yes there is
jonjonguapito 15
Wow. Your dad probably thinks of milk.
PePziNL 20
...what?
Obito_Uchiha651 17
What does that even mean ಠ_ಠ
booze_n_bitches 37
Did this make sense in your head?
enxhi96 21
This comment is so stupid that it's funny?
Avi8r 22
This comment made absolutely no sense whatsoever, but I literally laughed out loud at it, so here's my up vote.
DexBanWhore 6
dirty milk drinker rebel scum!
tomvertigo 17
YOUR dad thinks of milk.
jonjonguapito 15
My bad. I read it as like dad's "the son she never had"
QQMorePlox 18
At least you know he likes her
Leauge 13
Op it's a possibility that your father was drunk.
WOTAN1488 24
Man up.
SGKPLN 3
I'll fight the down votes
LalapaloozaChick 14
well at least he likes her.
SamSwebb 24
Time to butch it up ... Maybe less so for the girlfriend. Hope your Dad was joking ... In some bizzare way. Else defo fyl ... Maybe f your girlfriends life more
hershelLayton 13
Get a sugar mama and tell your dad "she's the father I never had"