Anonymous
United States
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bellabreeze
Lebanon, United States
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Anonymous
Danbury, United States
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
don'tdrinkthat
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Quincy, United States
Future Darwin Award
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
wah wah "you raised him"
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Ramis182
United States
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
oh dear
France
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
duckthehack
Poland
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
teejayrn
Fayetteville, United States
Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML
Anonymous
Saint-laurent, Canada
Today, my 17 year old told me he wanted to pursue a career in art. Knowing he's extremely talented at drawing, I congratulated him and told him to pursue that dream. A few hours later I learn that he's been arrested for spray painting graffiti dicks all over a school wall. Well, he's famous now. FML
Anonymous
Ridge, United States
Fire hasard
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
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andrewturtle 16
How do you even come to the conclusion that it'd be remotely interesting or hilarious to "huff" spray paint?
DocBastard 40
It's probably something he saw on YouTube. Next he'll be trying the cinnamon challenge and putting Mentos into Diet Coke. Huffing spray paint is just a gateway viral video. Be warned!
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Comments (69)
Darkeena 6
When I worked in retail, we sold paint. We had to lock that stuff up and could only sell it to adults. Like that's gonna stop it. Nope!
Austinion 11
Nice
AnonymousBoyee 6
You might need to send him away
edmunson 22
Sending him away...NEVER works!
hplover32 19
it's so very dangerous! I'm glad it didn't work but you are going to have to keep a close eye on him!
DustyDawg 2
Good to know he was brought up to use his head - but for the wrong purpose >.
LilChasie 2
Ummm cancer?
Fuhkyoo 17
did he spray it into a bag first or just spray it on his face? because the way this is worded it sounds like he ****** up, although huffing paint is stupid in the first place but ******* it up is double stupid
ohSNAPyall 27
Discrete.
aspartame78 3
I used to work in a hardware store. We had to card people buying spray paint for this very reason. :-/
stanforda97 9
Did he die?