Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
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isabellasimone 18
I'm sorry, OP. I hate when teachers pick on students unnecessarily. Just go to the principal and defend yourself. Good luck!
MrSassypants 34
Turns out all the answers were "duck".
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Comments (65)
sky_star101 7
Hey a fellow Albertan! I have loads of teachers like that in my school, it makes me want to punch something. Ugh
Murkyy 15
That's just fowl
patrickeli 15
Psychotic teacher in 2014 America? Impossible
RBW_Slave 9
Canada.
Geckosrock99 33
Wow. Teachers are supposed to help get rid of bullies, not become them.
caleb_ohs 8
I have some crazy teachers that would seem like the type to do that. But I'm sure if you told the principal what happened then they would understand. Best of luck!
aiyorob 1
Next time, stand up for yourself Duck tattoos are awesome!
Evil_Wench 16
Was it an ornithology exam?
jewceboxx 5
She sounds like a stupid bitch LOL, but obviously she isn't stupid if she's a teacher. Wtf though, seriously. It's a damn duck.
ApplePie1994 27
I told you, no foul play during exams! 10 points from Gryffindor!
jbuckets_404 39
OP, hope you took a pix of that "duck" for evidence! :-)