Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
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isabellasimone 18
I'm sorry, OP. I hate when teachers pick on students unnecessarily. Just go to the principal and defend yourself. Good luck!
MrSassypants 34
Turns out all the answers were "duck".
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Comments (65)
MegasaurusRex89 28
Every school has to have one of "those" teachers. In fact, I bet most people have had one of them at some point in their schooling, like a rite of passage.
Just_A_Tree 20
Some teachers are so thick headed. Just quick to judge, yet slow to correct themselves. OP, little drawings of ducks are a small, yet awesome thing! And always remember this! It's a cute story, and one day, your nephew will outgrow doing little cute stuff like this. And you're going to miss it. It's always the little things in life that we miss the most...
Enslaved 38
Was the exam question the "Duck Test"? "If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a _____?_____
devildog562 33
Guy from duck dynasty.
Just_A_Tree 20
Girl on Instagram?
Enslaved 38
Got any grapes?
Dr_Strange 4
WITCH!
MasterTron 24
Someone got it lol
DArthurVaderian 18
I get it! It's probably a cat, right?
Axel5238 29
I'm guessing she saw the pen on your hand from a distance a way and sent you to the office? Did you never show her? This seems like a pretty easy misunderstanding to fix.
demonfacee 14
Oh my god, some teachers are just rude. Defend yourself and prove to the principal that it's just a duck.
KingreX32 21
your teachers a dumb ass
SystemofaBlink41 27
Maybe ducks burned the teacher's house down when she was little. Don't be so judgemental, OP.
thatguynow 13
That is a load a bullshit, not your story, the teacher being a bitch.
kerstileann 26
was your test on what a duck looks like? i didnt think such douches could be in charge of our future
EverythingNerdy 13
Some people just have too much time on their hands.