Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
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isabellasimone 18
I'm sorry, OP. I hate when teachers pick on students unnecessarily. Just go to the principal and defend yourself. Good luck!
MrSassypants 34
Turns out all the answers were "duck".
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swaggyswagswag 17
Honestly. Only in Alberta. That's so dumb. Hopefully she gets suspended or something for overreacting like that, same thing happened to me one time except it was that someone had written stuff not even pertaining to the test all over the desk I was at and the teacher thought I did it be she gave us time to study before hand.
emi_alejandra 23
Try to explain that it was just a drawing and that you were not cheating.
worldclassrager 41
Was the test in biology about duck anatomy?
Ashd09 30
If I've learned one thing from the infernal devices series, its to never trust a duck. those little bastards will get you in all kinds of trouble
Artemishuntress 8
the answer was a water duck yea see op cheated I got the proof to prove it (pulls up ur duck arm) lmfao
juturnaamo 29
If you're an American, the good news is the fourteenth amendment guarantees you the right to defend yourself. You can't be suspended without having a chance to say your side.
R3TROxLOV3 32
Jesus. People really need to learn what the amendments actually cover.
RBW_Slave 9
The good news is that OP knows that Alberta is in Canada.
sdroze1389 31
test question: what is a species of water fowl who makes the sound "quack" and has a swimming pool sized vault of gold coins?
HeyImAmy 20
I understand that little kids aren't the best at drawing but you can still tell that something is a drawing. How your teacher got text out of a drawing is beyond me. I almost thought your teacher had a personal issue and was upset so she chose you to pick on because of the duck on your hand or, maybe, she just hates you. Not that either of those are actually true but your school's principle should be able to tell that the thing on your hand is a drawing so you should talk to him. If not, get your nephew to tell them that it's a duck and/or have him redraw the duck on a piece of paper in front of them.
jeanyrios 10
What an ass. I hope they rule in your favor.
wickedalwayswins 7
She should go duck herself.