ughno
United States
Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
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ughno 0
wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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x805xUnknown 6
Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!
canzo378 0
Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...
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PsychoMerk 0
what'd you do it for?*****!!! I really hope you beat the shit out of her, regardless of the "respect your elders" bullshit -_-
deadsrs 0
Next time tell your mom you aren't a **** because you and fido are waiting till marriage to know eachother in a biblical sense. That will shut her up for siee
underpaid011 0
let's give her a real reason to call you a ****! I'll dress up in a dog costume and......
karinerz 0
I don't see how your male dog seeing you naked is a problem. It's not like an actual male human is seeing you naked. I undress infront of my female dog, that does not make me a ****. Your stepmom just dislikes you then, considering there's nothing wrong with what you did. And by the way, how would she know....?
lezzyluver 0
Girl ur such a lesbian!!! but don't worry I am too!!!
saranottelling 7
Are you sure it was ****? Bitch seems more appropriate.
PsychoMerk 0
Is she the mother of Jacob (sharkboy) by any chance? if so, you little ***** ;)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Twilight: The Porno It's the ultimate in ********** win :D
DGross 8
now all I can think about is...
PsychoMerk 0
"a story about a mentally disabled and emotionally unstable girl who must choose between *********** and necrophilia" >_>
Ajjas013 6
Edward will bite your cooch! VAMPIRE ******!!!!
PsychoMerk 0
argh!!!!! did u know there's actually a sparkly twilight *****?? >_> you can actually stick it in the fridge for that cold,vampire feeling e_e
Ajjas013 6
Gay.
Freeze_fml 17
"Twilight" and "win" are antonyms.
Ajjas013 6
The hell? I got moderated for calling the Twilight ***** gay? Ok lol.
PsychoMerk 0
google it o.O
Ajjas013 6
I might see it in use... No thanks O_O
PsychoMerk 0
just do it! Dx
epoh_fml 0
I wonder if I could refrigerate my regular ***** for that cold feeling . . . that would be quite an interesting experience, I imagine ;)
Freeze_fml 17
Your regular *****? Actually, I don't even want to know.
epoh_fml 0
my regular ***** ie not a twilight *****, just a regular ***** lol
quietlytearful 0
what's a "*****"? >.> I'm really confused...
PsychoMerk 0
:x that's a great question... but... u have a regular *****? o_O what happened to good ol fashioned male hookers??
Combat_Mushroom 3
shitty but thats what happens when u live in texas
FarSide 23
That's the best comment you could come up with?
canzo378 0
Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...
Rican7 0
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