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Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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yeah lubby the dog ****** told her mom

KurouTenshi 0

Ah dammit!! I found this amusing until I realized it was in Texas ._. *sigh*... Goddammit...

stepmom is a douche

Yeah, I'm with the other people who are finding this a bit difficult to believe but... if this is true, your step-mother is batshit insane.

Lmao(x Thats Halarious!

wow... such a ***** *sarcasm*

More importantly... Did your dog take pics?

she must have had some bad sexual experiences with dogs in the past.

She thinks male dogs are interested in naked women? *ROFL* Oookay. Congrats, you got an idiot for a step-mother.

**** that, her mom is the step mom of the year for figuring out the true motives behind fetching the ******* bone and licking the ******* toilet.

greeneyedgoalie7 0

^^^^38 wins(: