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Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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You could hear the envy in her voice, couldn't you?

RebeccaWvvv 0

Wow she's crazyyy

omg I would bitch at

Well... I would not go so far as to say lesbian. Maybe just homosexual.

yo step mother jealous of yo body unless she screwing tha dog ha

SmellDaPurp 0

lmfao! @ #s 21, 38

daydreamstar 7

94, shut up and start living in the 21st century, OP, Lol! poor you.. is your step mom's name by any chance Lady Tremaine? is this punishment for talking to mice. nah, jk talk to your dad! quickly! Oo

probably did more to it than just let it see you for this to be an fml lol

watch out that must mean only one thin ur step strapped a spy cam to the dog just to get some action

Linzerss_foREVer 0

Lmao!! your mom must have been mad cause the dog probably runs wen he sees her naked!