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Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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Wow, I must be a 5-cent corner ***** according to your stepmom then. My bird and my 2 male dogs have all been in my room when I changed. Oops.

that's stupid! I take my dog in the shower with me, there's no other way to get him in water

I do it because my dog will crawl out of the tub if I'm not in there to keep him from escaping. It's a bonus that I save water and get clean at the same time. What a stupid woman for thinking a dog is going to give a shit about a naked human, lol.

Seriously?! Unbelievable

ravensunnyd 0

so my dog licks water off my feet when get out of the shower

You have it easy... try having a female cat who thinks your penis is a toy... you have to always be on alert around her...

Oh god...there's something wrong and potentially life-scarring there.

Oh gee - I have a male bird and his cage is in my bedroom. He sees me change clothes every day! I must be... Then again, he isn't very discreet either.

You little tease.

wow..

SeasonedSausage 0

Today, I was yelling at my step-daughter for an hour, because our dog saw her naked. What a ****. FML

forever2009 0

WTF what a freak lmaoo

The_Corrupter 0

According to the Bible, we should kill her and the dog. "If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." (Leviticus 20:16) Ya gotta love those religious people. hahaha

The_Corrupter 0

She just has to approach an animal with intentions to have sexual relations. Since you can't prove that was not why she was naked, many radicals would say it's better to be safe than sorry.

The_Corrupter 0

(sorry my second comment didn't show up at first)

The_Corrupter 0

You can't prove that wasn't her intention so... (it would seem that my second comment ended up not showing up after all???)

The_Corrupter 0

Should it be "that that"? I dunno... whatever... I made my point and that's all that matters.

The_Corrupter 0

Why would you want to do that? I make life so much more enjoyable. And don't worry, your imaginary friend still loves you.

The_Corrupter 0

What's happening to the comments? They aren't being moderated are they? They don't have the "This comment has been moderated" message so what's happening?

The_Corrupter 0

My comments came back! Except that comment I responded to still isn't there... that's odd... Anyways, some guy (or girl) commented that I should be killed too (or something like that). I responded with comment #116.