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Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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doesnt sound real. but whatever.

judochop you obviously don't have a stepmom.

Yeah You definaty don't have a stepmom they'll find any reason to yell at you....

haha! sasuke? is that you? lol- who is that in the picture, @114?

wow, what a bitch i gotta a step mom to so i know how it is :/ she just has nothing better to do

your dad needs a better wife

Tell the truth, it was the beastie doggy style you had going on with him that she was pissed about. Plus all the damn peanut butter was gone again.

sourgirl101 29

Peanut butter! Haha!

Dog will lick the hell out of PB.

your dad needs a better wife

did you let ur dog ur lick ur pussy.....

luvmuffin10 0

I want you to get naked in front of me!!!!!

the dog is no longer pure you ****!! lol

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Oh my god! You little ****! What, do you like it doggy style? There ARE other ways to get it. You know those graffiti writings on the alley wall that say "Call for a good time"? Well, trust me, they don't mean morning tea in the sunroom and water polo at noon.

greeneyedgoalie7 0

you look creepy.... js