Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I found out my son has been ditching his Zoom classes. He claims he couldn’t connect because of "technical difficulties." I can’t believe he seriously expected me to believe that. FML
Today, my son tried to go viral by livestreaming himself walking down our busy street while talking to his "chat", while my other son came up and lamped him with a punch to the side of the head, pretending to be a stranger, or a "hater". I hate this streaming shit, but I never thought I'd raised clout chasing morons. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
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KraziiDesire 0
You Raised him.
pwincessa23 1
yes but the fact that someone is stupid might not have anything to do with who raised them.
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Comments (195)
Hockeyboy4280 18
Sorry OP but you have to understand that You can't "force" a kid to learn and/or study. You can make them, but the info will go through one eye and out the other (Like one ear and out the other). That's one reason why I find school so messed up. Kids will learn what they WANT to learn. Maybe when he sees he made a 59%, he'll either rethink and study next time, or he'll just say "F*** it". Either way, it'll matter when he gets to high school. Or if he is in it, he should be taking it more seriously. I have a 74 in math with finals coming up, and I'm doing what ever possible to raise it to at least an 80%
Iknoweverything 29
You can't force them to study, but you can make their life miserable until they realize that it won't stop until they do so. It doesn't always work, but it's worth a try!
klong91 7
YDI for raising a dumbass.
lafingman0 5
or he's screwing with you
cedarjay 5
don't tell him how you found out, he'll get smarter.
moxiewarrior 0
idiot kids
ilOlAtYourfMlnUk 0
this made me lOl!!!! well you know maybe your his role model? maybe you should get off Facebook and get a life then maybe he will?! fail parent haha!:D
redneck14 11
lmao. the krazii dude is so right!!! and btw. youre the DA bc this isnt an fml.
redneck14 11
i think you should think about that the next time you let him study with the computer... try a book.
melissa1335331 0
you must be proud..
AEverydayDouche 1
Might have been faceraped. "Hi dad I really like your video", jupp totally faceraped.