Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I found out my son has been ditching his Zoom classes. He claims he couldn’t connect because of "technical difficulties." I can’t believe he seriously expected me to believe that. FML
Today, my son tried to go viral by livestreaming himself walking down our busy street while talking to his "chat", while my other son came up and lamped him with a punch to the side of the head, pretending to be a stranger, or a "hater". I hate this streaming shit, but I never thought I'd raised clout chasing morons. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
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KraziiDesire 0
You Raised him.
pwincessa23 1
yes but the fact that someone is stupid might not have anything to do with who raised them.
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Comments (195)
smexiibabe22 0
Lmao that's to funny.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
lol what a failure :P
missawesome16 0
now looked who raised him
chlobo13 0
stupidity isn't hereditary. -.-'
IStoleTheCookies 16
#78, please change your profile picture. Because quite frankly, it's making me gag. Go change your top and put your boobs away, there's no-one to impress on here, I'm afraid.
gkflower 0
^ agreed
chlobo13 0
that's natural, there's nothing to "put away", sorry.
gkflower 0
no one asked if they were natural or not.. go put on a shirt that actually covers your "natural" ****. welcome to the world of self respect
kennababy 0
totally agree. no one wants to see that crap. it labels you a **** anyway. save it for someone who gives a shit.
miz66independent 1
If you all don't give a shit then stfu.
Miss_Random 0
Next time you tell your kid to do some studying maybe you should disable the internet. If the kid has a computer in his room, take it out. Same with his phone. Take it away. Unless kids have bought the computer and/or phone and is paying for the services, they should not have a computer in their room or their own cellphone. Too many spoiled brats these days. And obviously, they are becoming more stupid. It's a shame.
anamaia 5
"They are becoming more stupid"...says the person whose profile description consists of "I like cream cheese."
satanic_fml 13
what's wrong with cream cheese?
Brooke__Lynn 5
I love how you can say that but still be on the Internet. I agreed with some points but you just make it sound stupid and I bet that your parents bought you things and spoiled you too. I doubt that you studied willingly also.
redneck14 11
get over yourself. being spoiled is so much better than being like you for example.
cristy91 33
Sometimes studying has to be done on the Internet. Many teachers nowadays put their study guides as online practice tests or give interactive websites to learn the material.
erongetti 2
I don't understand why kids/teens can't just admit when they're wrong. If you're caught red-handed just man-up & take your lumps.
guestxxx 0
I agree, I always admitted wrong when I was caught. That's why I only got grounded for 2 hour when I stole my parents' car.
goza27 0
Did you punch him? «--------stolen
VaBeach182 0
I ******* hate liars
apcfan009 0
wooah calm down dude. it's a kid and obviously not a very bright one. cut him a lil slack
Madisol 0
and liars hate you too! :)
aeryn_love 4
interesting - I mod'd this FML yesterday. " He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out." wasnt a part of the original. Now I wonder if he reposted, or if Fmylife adds things to make the posts more interesting.
quicheme45 0
He must take after you.....
khaya 9
Better to realize something like that at a young age.