Milo
Canada
Looks to Die For...
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Christine
Why not both?
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw me putting on makeup and asked, “Mommy, are you trying to look less tired or more alive?” FML
-_-
United States
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Anonymous
Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML
just a joke
He has issues
Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
Photoshopped
Athens, United States
Cropped
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
102496
France
Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML
Claire
Portland, United States
Check please!
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
SheWentCrayola
United States
Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML
loserwithlice
United States
Say it ain't so
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Top comments
Jared900DUmpling 30
You probably died a little inside when he told you that
Tripartita 45
Well, at least it's a look your mother (or in law) /would/ be caught dead in.
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Comments (15)
Jared900DUmpling 30
You probably died a little inside when he told you that
jcash52426 5
Damn you must look like a 75+ year old women. Maybe is you wipe the makeup off you will look your real age.
The_Avatar 22
Well he's six years old so to him that was probably a compliment. I wouldn't sweat it.
RichardPencil 32
Was he laughing when he said it, or did he give you the ol' deadpan?
Tripartita 45
Well, at least it's a look your mother (or in law) /would/ be caught dead in.
cakefete2 31
Children are brutally honest. Maybe he's giving you the truth that other people might be too afraid to say.
yes31601 16
That's not necessarily a bad thing, OP.
species4872 20
Gotta get that glazed look.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Hey, I'm a goth--I'd take "you look like a corpse" as a compliment!
pjsr 33
You should take it as a compliment. The makeup job he refers to is the most expensive one anybody will ever have outside of a Hollywood horror movie.