abby181
United States
Today, my six year-old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dasani
United States
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Milo
Canada
Looks to Die For...
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Zedscar
Martinsburg, United States
Today, my 8-year-old nephew told me he liked the way I smelt. Apparently I smell like "cat food and cheese." FML
blueheron93
Germany
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
loserwithlice
United States
Say it ain't so
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
BadMurderer
Mexico
Thanks kids
Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML
fattie4life
United States
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
silverstar189
United States
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
-_-
United States
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Christine
Why not both?
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw me putting on makeup and asked, “Mommy, are you trying to look less tired or more alive?” FML
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teh_uber_muffin 3
very cute.
brianjman14 23
Just because he said you look PRETTIER on the inside....doesn't mean you're ugly on the outside... :)
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Comments (156)
poppylamonzo 0
Cute!
hamncheeseinit 6
Everytime I read ur comments I just wanna shoot a baby
leadsails320 0
that kid is a genius
Legendslayer222 26
I think you have a problem if you look better as a horror movie murder victim.
no_clue_4_u 4
Out of the mouths of babes....lol
laideehawk 6
Oops! Great minds think alike?
laideehawk 6
Out of the mouths of babes.
justanotherhuman 21
:- Dear OP, I can think of at least 4 or 5 friends that are what I consider physically gorgeous, but can safely say are even 'prettier' on the inside. Kids at your nephew's age(especially boys), are very linear, literal thinkers; evidenced by his instructions to remove the skin in order to see. I can *promise* you that no matter what, even if you're an all-star on peopleofwalmart, when it boils down to it there are people who find you attractive. Rule 34's posit also holds true in regards to humans' desire for one another: If you exist, there is someone who wanted/wants to be with you; no exceptions. Context is everything, darlin'.
carolinacowgirl1 0
that is too cute :D
sarcasm17 10
At least he's honest...
Clozzie 0
Dont worry i bet your beautiful!