Today, after spending the three previous nights cursing the noisiest bird alive that continually disrupts my sleep to the point where I just want to smash the damn thing's head in with a rock, I realised it's been my pedestal fan the entire time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, because my room was cold as ice, I couldn't sleep in there, so I went to my living room. It was at that moment that I realized just how bad my tinnitus is when I don't have my fan or any other form of constant noise to drown it out. I couldn't stop focusing on it, so I remained awake all night. FML
Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, I keep killing flies in my room, probably dozens on a daily basis, and yet every day there seems to be more of them. I have to sleep backwards in my bed so the droning of the fan drowns out the buzzing noise, or else I can't sleep. Even then, I sometimes jump awake when one lands on my ear, which is often. FML
Today, I made a frustrating discovery about my new bunny. He can’t stand the fan in my small studio apartment, and thumps angrily and refuses to sleep if it's on. I can’t sleep with it off. FML
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, I finally slapped the shit out of the mosquito that had been buzzing around my room all night. I celebrated, turned off the light, and immediately began hearing another one. FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
haha.. did you also spend a month cussing that huge truck that clunks by every time you turn your washing machine on?
stewpididiot 11
it was a 'cheep' fan hahahaa
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Comments (78)
validus 0
wow, failure?
lm27 5
super fail
validus 0
same difference, no?
lm27 5
no super fail is worse than a regular failure my friend, you have much to learn..
Chaodin 0
6: No, Superfail is stronger than ten fails! Can fly through the air and fart lightning! Can read long Prousts in a single sitting! How could you confuse the two?
validus 0
it seems I has lots to learn :S
dobiesFTW 1
never put the birdie on a pedestal.
bloobelly 0
number 1 said it all
bustaqueef 0
This story took place in Austrailia.
EffinAhole 0
31- 40 year old virgin?
desichiqa 0
really??
redpump 0
Idiot. How can a fan sound like a bird?
ygdrassil 17
It was probably squeaking as it was oscillating.
redpump 0
Squeaking = bird chirping? I fail to make the connection.
stewpididiot 11
it was a 'cheep' fan hahahaa
lm27 5
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabababa #26=superwin
DocBastard 40
redpump- you certainly do fail. Hey, you said it, not me!
22cute 17
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep Get it?
bglad09 0
you're freaking retarded.
markrs 0
Let me guess, and you only hear this bird when you turn tue fan on?
fyllmao 0
wow just wow EPIC FAIL!
iRyanJr 0
You're* You're welcome.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#54 Her ******* hot what?
DocBastard 40
Dammit, nerds, you beat me to it.
fyllmao 0
it's not me it's Kate gosselin haha
Randen_fml 0
glad you Finnaly figured it out though :).
AliaAlM 0
lol
rhanana 0
yeah beforevthey went and shot down all the neigjborhood birds
robertdr 0
here let me help you(caresses face)* (grabs cart)* i am only helping snickerssszzz
bailes_o_hay 0
creepy ass commercial
amerwin 3
haha.. did you also spend a month cussing that huge truck that clunks by every time you turn your washing machine on?
SARSvirus79 0
LOL. I like it.
xXSweetNightmare 0
Loll. x]
YaLuckyGal 0
HAHA idiot. How can you mistake a fan for a bird? Lol.
lovelyliz916 5
Didn't you feel stupid afterwards??
Allymeme 3
ydi for being stupid