Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
Today, my girlfriend's sister tried to pull the dog jaw prank on me, accidentally biting my finger in the process. Now she's mad at me because her tooth got chipped when I pulled my hand back, completely disregarding the fact that my finger needed stitches from her bite. FML
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rocketgurl 15
Your sister has some serious issues. Hope things work out okay OP.
cutycat136 28
Next time she decides to pick up the gun, start recording and show it to your parents next time she tries to pull something like that so you have proof she knows how to use it.
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Comments (126)
iwanttogotoparis 26
Your sister needs professional help
iName_fml 2
A therapist or a hit man?
thatonedude55 8
Your sister might have a personality disorder. Or she just might be a little shit.
NakuEh 27
It is going to suck for them once they realize they raised your sister to be a pathological liar.
a1_z9 10
If I was your parents I'd think 'hmm, who's more likely to try shooting the dog with one of those, someone who plays airsoft and know those things will hurt or someone playing around with a gun that isn't theirs?' I hope they figure it out soon!
DocDrose 20
Dude, what are you doing leaving your airsoft gun in places where other people can easily access it! also your sister needs the psychiatric help. like pronto.
brand125 17
um, she could have easily stole it from his room, even snooped through his closet, she already proved to be crazy. but she does need help.
Algorithm 24
How old is your sister?
xswitch74 17
Shoot her and pull off the same act. Taste of her own medicine..
BoundBySpace 19
That would get op in serious trouble.. last time I hurt my sister in a minor way it didn't end well let alone shoot at her.
ballbags 14
Bro I would sleep with one eye open with her in the same house
KatieeMoe 14
Sorry your parents didn't trust you.
ndbuns 5
Your sister is a psychopath